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how is it that almost fifty years post-moral majority institutions can still be convinced that a massive brain drain for far right ideological reasons is a good thing

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

The Jollibee so good it makes me want to resurrect President McKinley just to shoot him again.

Pauper Challenge Top 8 decklists for Saturday, April 18 (52 players) #mtg #mtgPauper

Jund Wildfire with the win! ♨️🏆

Elves in 2nd and 4th 🧝🧝

Simic Tron takes 3rd 💠

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

MTG card Primeval Titan, aka Prime Time. A 4GG 6/6 Giant that reads: “Trample Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.”

The table let it slide cuz it was just a basic fetcher in my deck and not a combo fetcher, but even then just make it a game changer what are we doing?

Hunter is not completely right, but he's not completely wrong either!

This is a longer essay, but having spent my entire career at WaPo as an opinion editor and then a columnist -- I have quick thoughts! 1/n

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

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Please help Myla if you can. She's a Black trans woman in Texas. I'm trying to help her make rent, but it's stretching me thin.

Chicagoooooooooo

You too are now well on the way to selling out our show in September with Apes Of The State

Yes yes I know the show is still 5 and a half months from now but that's just the way it is going and will continue to go

You've been advised

One day Cheekface will come to San Antonio

So many liberals want to believe Trump is the end all be all of the fascist movement in this county. The even more fascist right has already been criticizing him for years. He is not the end. Don’t bury your head in the sand.

Just because the other site is filled with Nazis doesn’t mean I can’t complain about how aggressively liberal this site is, unless it’s my bad for scrolling the discover tab too much.

I think Americans need to stop looking at other countries’ elections and come to terms with the fact that the America we grew up with is gone forever regardless of any future elections.

The internet doesn’t deserve you.

Jeers to Viktor Orbán, and cheers to the Tisza Party, whose political ideology I will not be looking into further 👍

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Dr. Strangelove still. Capt. Lionel Mandrake looks freaked out as hell. The insane general Jack D Ripper has his arm around him.

The vibes RN

"Death to America" getting rebranded as a moderate geopolitical policy position as we speak.

The rest of the world should probably collectively stand up to the U.S. right now, tbh

Willem Dafoe x Martin Scorsese's THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST (1988)

We should all act as if they aren’t going to because we can base our assessment on history of the democrat party and not guesses about the future

Planet of the apes the musical

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

"brainrot edit" THEY'RE CALLED YOUTUBE POOPS

Americans are really “dumb” (self centered and gullible, without the ability to introspect or feel shame).