The problem is my hair only really looks good after I go climbing and I can't do that every morning. The combination of sweat and chalk is better than any hair product I've ever used.

The origin of the state's name is uncertain. The earliest geographical designation "orejón" (meaning "one with big ears") comes from the Spanish historical chronicle Relación de la Alta y Baja California (1598), [14] written by Rodrigo Montezuma of New Spain; here it refers to the

Apparently we don't really know where Oregon comes from but I choose to believe the big ears theory because it is funny.

Marked safe from: poisoning family with bad garlic.

Huh I wonder why someone put vinegar in this leftover minced garlic?

They didn't. No one did that.

I caught maybe 15 minutes of this while an older cousin was watching it as a kid and came away with the idea that he had embroidered, not tattooed, a tear on his face. Not sure how young me thought that one would work. I knew about the concept of, you know, blood.

It is not a good song.

Never realized the Alibi has a custom song about doing karaoke at the Alibi that they play to kick off karaoke. Incredible.

This fully posted without the video of me stabbing a cake, didn't it.

Is the stabbing essential? Probably.

An email subject line that says "Get the leg opening inspired by cowboys"

I always say I'm looking for leg opening inspired by cowboys

An even worse drawing of a bird. There are also some stars with faces. Why? Sketchbook. No bad ideas.

A bad drawing of a bird with the text "I'm like a bird unfortunately it's this one"

You know that old chestnut

I feel like it's supposed to be less stressful to plan things in the far future but knowing for a whole year I have a doctor's appointment waiting for me stresses me out more.

But I actually answered a call from an unknown number so I could make a doctor's appointment that's booked for a year out. I shouldn't have to do anymore work today.

Has Washington not banned puppy mill pet stores? Buncha people standing around in the mall looking at puppies going "hey I don't think they should be doing this?"

A person holding a tiny black kitten. It's eyes are open but it looks very muzzy and is uncoordinated

🥹

When I get an email receipt for coffee, I always archive it. When I get a physical receipt I throw it away as soon as humanly possible. Why are you saving that you don't need that.

happy anniversary to all who celebrate

Talking heads once in a lifetime screencap

It's not fair that flowers aren't more delicious. They look like they should be.

Boycott Target because their AI might randomly and falsely accuse you of theft and then have you arrested and upend your life.

Jesus Murphy.

A red panda that has been startled in an awkward hands out stance

It reminds me of what red pandas do when they're scared

It's so weird! It feels like I'm falling for a phishing attempt.

Her texts to you or your texts to her lol

There's a post going around asking what you'd do if you were in charge of star trek right now and I think I have two answers:

1. Medium Decks
2. See if Nia DaCosta likes Star Trek

Does anyone else have an issue where someone texts you and instead of sending you a text, it sometimes sends you an email with a .txt attachment of the text? Just me? Am I cursed?

The destruction of all search engines is the tech story of the last decade imo

Everyone talks about the thing where millineals will only do weighty things on the computer but sometimes I do weighty things on the phone so I can pretend they're not weighty.

A street sign that reads WIPE YOUR FEET! Are you giving ghosts a free ride? When you walk over their graves, the ghosts who reside there can cling to your shoes, then come off later and haunt where they are unwanted. Help protect this fragile boundary between the land of the living and the spirits of the dead - don't accidentally introduce invasive ghosts. PLEASE USE GHOST BRUSH BEFORE LEAVING THE CEMETERY Chests were Tha ou, City of Portland Bureau of supernatural Containment NoX

Wide shot of the sign with the boot brush

Love you Portland