An evergreen post:

After many sleepless nights and countless failed experiments I've finally done it...a sentient liquid latex!  Now, hold still...I need a host for the next phase of testing and you'll do quite nicely...

What I usually hear from people conveying deep reflection is their passion verging towards artistic expression. I find it funny that a Japanese person’s calling is to be more corporate. So in this case, to me the meme “thing… thing Japan <3” is reversed, the Japanese experience is duller/tamer :3

I think this is the first instance of “Thing… Thing Japan…” being reversed

How do I feel about Anthropic?
I jerk off to anthro pics all the time!

Our new skeptical son

Maybe if more people share our pain we won’t feel it so much. That’s healthy right?…right?

I told this joke to my husband, @speakfrisk.bsky.social:

How did a mathematician draw a shape with 4 equal sides with 90 degree angles?

door

what does love feel like to you?

Fuuuuuuuck that looks so good and crunchy~!

Parker can only watch from afar with envy as his rivals create a beautiful relationship of love, friendship, and companionship that he will never be able to have! 💗🩷❤️

df

Yyaa.. protein intake is… important… @w@

Wow those angles and eyes are something else :3

Congratulations kiddo! …Uh son, why are you looking at me like that?

People like you,
Even if you’re having trouble liking yourself.

Is the photographer using a tilt-shift lens? You look like a little posable toy in this shot :3

90% of the time it’s just enough rain to question bringing an umbrella
8% it’s “oh this rain is for real now”
2% you get thunder/lightning, and it doesn’t have to be with heavy rain

Like today, light rain hood/poncho all day, suddenly loud as hell thunder claps. Seattle is tying to jumpscare me

Kurogiri looking ass… but like with a nice ass

I don’t think I’ve heard this much thunder with this little rain before. Seattle is an odd place

Full thing now in color

I hope the irony of a shark that doesn’t like fish isn’t lost here

You human so well! :3

Noooo shuddup!.. hmph! Hans!! What are ya doing to me man!?! >w<

dude, woof

You will get plenty! What’s your drink of choice? :3

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@punk.bsky.social yo dog, you got a suit brother! :3