grocery store just played pompeii and then last of the real ones who the hell is on aux

incredibly funny that a cold starts making its way through my workplace on the Exact day my manager goes on vacation for the first time in 3 years

SOOOO TRUE we love some good bi lighting

trying to use this app more so have some joywaves and little images

security at joywave just fully sniffed fred

some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but:
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone

ngl it is very stupid that most laptop keyboards these days don't have detachable keys bc my backspace key squeaks soo bad and it's driving me INSANE BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT

(as expected my girlfriend said it's the most vile thing she's ever tasted)

my gf's mom got us a wine advent calendar and I really hate to say it but this is. actually not bad

sounds like solid evidence to me !

brb starting a new baseless conspiracy theory that chuck tingle is actually hank green

my toxic trait is that I will bring a coat when it is cold but I will Refuse to do anything except hold it no matter how cold it is

just saw three different dogs on my way to the library and got to pet one of them so I am officially having a Good Day

THE PLOT THICKENS

wait now I need to know what Canada has ?? do you have one of these ?

If I was on Family Feud I would completely sink our team because literally all I would care about is making Steve Harvey do the waaaaaa face. What’s the best time to eat dinner? I dunno Steve maybe freaking April

grapes be like

NOOOO omg 😭😭

literally nobody:

me: did u know in the uk they have tjmaxx but it's called tkmaxx

YEAHHHHHH

phone reminded me yesterday it's been 3 years since this gig...waow

a bearded dragon wearing googly eyes and a hat is sitting on a bed . ALT: a bearded dragon wearing googly eyes and a hat is sitting on a bed .

me and my sister when our first gay awakening (selena gomez) comes on the screen

trying to go bowling w family friends but they r playing music videos on the tvs and I keep getting distracted by all the pretty women.....oops

practically geriatric

a skeleton is standing on its hind legs in a living room in front of a window . ALT: a skeleton is standing on its hind legs in a living room in front of a window .

thanksgiving was great until I started up some jackbox games with the younger cousins and discovered they didn't know who one direction were

nice nice I am also very glad absinthe is back it's a fun one

puppy protecting very nice cat. puppy is labeled 'MEME’S ABOUT LOVE’S UNFATHOMABLE POWER ACROSS ALL TIMELINES ON A GRAND COSMIC SCALE' and kitten is labeled 'BUCKAROOS'

dont worry bud

in a strange twist of events I'm currently in the process of teaching my professor about BYG bc I'm writing an academic paper on it 🫡

oh I will the vibes just aren't 100% there yet (also it sucks not being able to have a priv)

the thing abt bluesky is that I like it but it still doesn't feel like an app id open at 3am when I need to drunk tweet something. ignore the timestamp on this goodnight