Somehow I’m sure Super Mario Bros is the reason that never happened.

A woman dressed in red and white stripes (IU colors) looked at my black and white outfit and said “Didn’t get the memo?”

This will bug me all day.

It’s pronounced Gullaine?!?!?

Kaitlin Olson in a return-to-slapstick Evil Dead movie come on Raimi

Spanish Flu II: Electric Flugaloo

Loved him as Satan in Reaper.

NOT AGAIN

Apple High Speed Rail

I’ll bet someone in her family could help her out with that.

I tried looking up wtf “high frequency topics” are supposed to be and, uh, they’re just special interests.

Mon-Star, the main baddie from Silverhaeks, who I think looks a bit like Pete Butns

The Silverhawks eventually defeated Mon-Star by spinning him round, right round, like a record baby

Silverhawks!

I will always remember the episode that ended “THIS IS NOT A TWO-PARTER THEY REALLY TOOK OVER THE WORLD THIS TIME”

oh shit rayban smart glasses are terrifying

Grok what are the benefits of increasing my body’s natural denim?

MacGuyver: I need a roll of duct tape, a straight razor, and Stealers Wheel’s eponymous debut album.

“JEANS FORCE MAXIMUM IS THE ONLY EXTRACT TO STRENGTHEN YOUR BODY’S NATURAL DENIM”

Foetus aka Jim Thirlwell is an industrial musician who occasionally makes fantastic swing tracks but they’re about how much he hates his ex.

look, you don’t need to put Trump and a lewd joke about my mom in particular in the same post.

Very true in some regions because people like Mary will call them predators.

No, he’s an idiot.

I mean, I’ve read The Illiad, what Beowulf we have, a ton of Shakespeare, Chaucer—just discussed the Mabinogion at work today—and I think Robert is kind of an idiot.

(badempanada—I didn’t look through the other guy’s feed)

Yeah, his feed is full of it

oh that’s a guy who’s like “People are mad at Israel. Finally, I can talk about how much I hate Jews.”

jesus christ

This is true. I was about to cut it down but my wife was like “the honeysuckle blooms are so pretty” and I relented for now.

I hope we get Bobby Patts humming “Tleilaxu sperm does not talk” in Dune 3.

The compost is starting to get a white mold in it, which Dr. Internet informs me is a good sign.

I wired very hard for a Sunday morning and all I want is for my watch to recognize it.