Oh shit no....

Nothing wrong with that...

Is something the matter Doctor?

Yes, she is, I've...bedded her a few times...

She joined my crew back when I was first officer...

Good, then...shall I take you to the Vulcan restaurant my dear....?

*she held out her arm chivalrously*

Me too...see if we...have that special spark...

Maybe...we'll see how we....go from here....

Me neither...I've...only let a few in close, but...never into my heart...

Great! I...I would like to get to um....know you if you really want to...keep me....

I see, asides from that, can I also have the real Ardra, or is that too much...?

Sorry, its just...once you've had the real thing...everything else pales in comparison...but I'm happy to be proven wrong...

I see...Big fake package, you mean...What else can you do...?

*she shivered as she felt her hot breath on the nape of her neck*

I see you've been asking around about me....

Really? But isn't it still all fake holograms and shit and how do you know what my ultimate fantasy is...?

Okay, but...don't keep me in suspense, just what can you do...?

But what about our dinner...what exactly are you talking about...?

Okay...Go ahead...

So...its like a hologram like on the holodeck...?

Wait...what do you mean "all"? What does that thing...do to you...I thought it just created realistic illusions...?

Wow, um...great, hot dress! How real is it and what else can you do...?

Of course, what was I thinking....

Okay, its a date then! Do you wanna go now or...freshen up before...?

Thanks! Well, if you're up for Quark's we can do that, or maybe Vulcan fusion restaurant or even the replimat if you want...

Good, I know a few small out of the way places we can go if you don't want to do the cesspit that is Quark's. As for the Intendant, let's just say it was very....intense...

Eh, when you've fucked a tyrannical dictator, the devil seems tame in comparison, besides, you helped Picard and that earns you bonus points with me...

I'm thinking din din first? Get to know each other a little bit...?

A little maybe...and I can't deny that you are...very beautiful and I'm glad you don't think I'm a sucker...I guess I could try an...arrangement with you...

Huh, so...you want me as a partner? But I'm a Starfleet captain...trying to corrupt me? And if you did, would that make me the bride of the devil?

Right, so why should I let you....?

Okay then...I guess you are legit...somewhat....So, where were we...?