TW: Disturbing content

Ayo this shit pretty fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

WHAAAAAAT

WHAT THE FUCK, CHUNKS

I gotchu fam

Me and whoever bothers reading this

//gonna post a small lore thread about Ethan really quick if anyone is interested!
// gonna tag this: #OCRP #MVRP #ParodySky #ParodyBSky
// The pic IS related.
// If you want any more info, let me know!

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫

❤️ & 🔁?

I forgor my password

Hey. Paper have feelings too, you know.

//out of all the accounts I run, my main account has the most followers. Kinda ironic. Idk how, but it feels ironic to me. This account (Sketch) has the second most

I’M GONNA KILL THAT FUCKING CHAIR IF I SEE HIM AGAIN

YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU TOO.

BRO. I DON’T CARE IF I’M BETTER THAN YOU. I’M JUST A FUCKING COUCH.

WHY?! WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU?!

BUT MY BROTHER. WE ARE BOTH FURNITURE. AND US FURNITURE MUST STICK TOGETHER.

Came here to meet the chair only to just be dusted off by him. I’m about to tweak out…

Who the fuck is cartman

WHY THE FUCK NOT?! I’M JUST A COUCH.

Tell me about it.

//Y’all another account is here. Go follow.

Sketch as a rare grey calico cat

“Something feels off. But I can’t put my paw on it…”

(SURPRISE CAT EVENT STARTS NOW!)

//I'M DROWNING IN NOTIFICATIONS!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RHATARAHAGAHAHA REAAGAGAAAAGGGHH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RHATARAHAGAHAHA!!! WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM!!!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH HOLY MY SINGING SIGMAS!!!

Holy fuck. Where am I?

(The fatass couch joins Parody Bluesky!)

(This account was inspired by @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social)