Reading a guy's profile, "Looking for a real connection that will make me feel loved for once"
And then I see, *Married, Open Relationship*

Girl.

Me af

And he gets to run away with a husband and have a perfectly happy life

Oh, the movie. Right. I'll check that out. If there's a Blaidd he better be gay.

What happened?!

Behemoth beans and behemoth snoots

Surely it's just a coincidence that all these software companies have the exact same kind of generic pop music for their AI advertisements with no discernible source on who is singing and composing it

Surely

How much is too much coffee?

*explodes*

Not only did I get invaded in Blighttown, but the guy was called "Hollowcaust Denier" and they one shot me with a bare fist attack.

Cool.

It's 2026 and Undead Parish is still getting invaded by twink builds and hacked characters with full 99 stats at level 1.

Don't want the genai, but I would like the balls in my mouth

Like, oh. Okay. My bad. I'll leave.

What does it mean by forbidden???

My pick is the evil possessed doll Myki Meeks who is clearly being supported by Satan.

But I personally don't get the Darlene hate. I fully support her success. She's fun, funny, and just having a good time. I see the underdog vision and endorse it.

Replaying Elden Ring after playing through every other Soulsborne game is a fucking crime

What do you mean triangle is interact
Shut the fuck up

Souls games are fun because "the armour doesn't really matter" and "armour makes a massive impact on survivability" can both be true

I feel like a boomer when I try to ever find new video game YouTube content

Bunch of early 20s acting like manic hedgehogs who can't retain a thought for three seconds and always have Persona or Terraria music in the background.

I'm sick of it. None of them have personalities.

The Hotline Bling meme of Drake waving his hand no to "Some guy calling himself 'daddy' in a roleplay way" while he points happily to "An actual dad in his gay slut era."

*notes art idea*
"Getting... Bred... By... Midir..."

Shagaru Magala

Hot take, maybe.
But I consider the "I can fix him" mentality to be the real red flag

"Oh, I don't like this quality about someone. So I'm gonna manipulate them and change who they are for my benefit."

I've never liked it.

Joel Dommett is actually very cute

I'm still thinking about how really remarkable the puppets looked in the Mario movie.

Especially when stimulation induced growth happens during sex that leads to the cum inflation

Zelenskyy is so hot, tbh

Dark Souls 3 is at least a different tempo that is more straightforward.

But like, playing through Bloodborne and Dark Souls 2, basic enemies would keep tripping me up because they'd sit there for seven years waiting to swing.

Replaying the entire Soulsborne series is always a bit funny because people joke all the time about Elden Ring having the extremely long telegraph with suddenly quick swing attacks.

Ma'am, Demon's Souls, Dark Souls 1, Dark Souls 2, and Bloodborne are FULL OF THAT. Like, ANNOYINGLY full of that.