Time to check in on Fun Size Hitler.

SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE MADE READ - ULYSSES. IF WE CATCH YOU TWICE IT'S FINNEGANS WAKE chaptersbookstore.com

Chapters Bookstore, Dublin.

lol Charlie Kirk in the background like a Shakespeare ghost

Nam-Viet Restaurant, the last outpost of Clarendon’s ‘Little Saigon,’ celebrates 40 years | ARLnow.com A family-owned Vietnamese restaurant and the last remaining business from Clarendon's Little Saigon community is celebrating its 40th anniversary this year. Tucked in a storefront near the corner of Wilson...

Nam-Viet Restaurant, the last outpost of Clarendon's 'Little Saigon,' celebrates 40 years

RIGGED AND STOLLEN!!!

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term

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High contrast black and white photo of John waters smiling and wearing 3d glasses

Wishing a filthy 80th and Happy Earth Day to the Pope of Trash, the one and only, John Waters.

This Reuters article highlights a shift in retirement strategies for younger individuals, specifically focusing on the intersection of cryptocurrency investment and traditional retirement planning. Lauren Witzke, 38, is transitioning from a conventional 401(k) to a managed crypto IRA. The strategy aims to balance the "fear of missing out" (FOMO) with a cautious, long-term approach to cryptocurrency investments. The article was written by Lauren Young and updated on April 22, 2026

Man driving car: [laughter] -You dumb bitch.

The coyote has this inexorable draw to the road runner. This endless pursuit is to avoid the ceaseless abyss that will eventually find us all. How many things must the coyote purchase from the Acme corporation? When will it be enough? It is a grotesque parody of our desire to quench our consumerist thirst in a capitalist society that offers no relief. He will never catch the road runner. It will never be enough.

*Werner Herzog voice*

Dog on a couch with a blanket on his head like a cowl.

You will see light in the darkness
You will make some sense of this
You will see joy in this sadness
You will find this love you miss
And when you've made your secret journey
You will be a holy man

@RobBfromDerby - The Strait of Hormuz is open and the sailors are having a wonderful time [a still from the movie Jaws, featuring the character Mayor Larry Vaughn. He is wearing his iconic anchor-patterned blazer and smiling while being interviewed on a crowded beach, despite the underlying danger]

Seems legit

Zippy the Pinhead: Necrophilia moves merchandise!

it bears repeatin

Diarrhea in a bag was cancelled. Because woke.

Anyway, that's my violent explosive diarrhea story.

Funny story. At the time, my brother worked private security for a Saudi family. He was responsible for booking caterers and securing their prayer areas. The chips were set out in the buffet, and they went to town. An hour later they were soiling themselves, convinced the Mossad had poisoned them.

Yeah, but some folks don't know their SoWWats from their NoChiTos, let alone SoMo.

A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.

A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made.

IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

Sky Bar Candy Bar - Snack History In this guide, we share everything you should know about Sky bar candy and all that it has to offer. Read more below!

Reminds me of Sky Bars.
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it bears repeatin

Happy New Comic Book Day Everyone!

The Slippery History of the Dental Dam As an object, the dental dam awkwardly straddles the history of AIDS activism and queer sexuality, acting as an assertion that sex doesn’t require the presence of a penis to be real sex, while acknowl...

To mark Lesbian Visibility Week here is a selection of articles from our queer history archive 🌈🗃️

First up is @sexhistorian.bsky.social discussing the slippery history of the dental dam and lesbian health activism.

BOFFO BRIT BOFFINS BELITTLE BLOCKHEADS IN BLIGHTY

a man in a leather jacket is smiling in front of a building with a sign that says opening on it . Alt: Roll safe meme: a man in a leather jacket is smiling in front of a building with a sign that says opening on it while he smiles and taps his forehead.

That's where being an illiterate #MDdriver comes in handy: wherever there's a sidewalk there's free parking.

I have four parking apps, three of which I will never use because they're for hotels and towns I will never visit again.

Asian supervillains around a weeping infant: Yes, cry! Cry harder, baby!"

Exit 8 review – Escher-esque subway station corridor leads to disquieting psychological mystery A commuter’s entrapment in an Escher-esque subway station provides a taut, unnerving and rare example of an adaptation that holds close to the video game on which it is based

Apparently the video game genre that makes the best movies is the Walking Simulator - Exit 8 review – Escher-esque subway station corridor leads to disquieting psychological mystery
www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ap...

Mike Luckovich

This isn't the movie I bought a ticket for...