Want seahorses

i know its stupid to want an aquarium, but

Got a machine head
The worst one there is
Just a dogshit machine head
Embarrassing

Tied to a wheel, my fingers gotta feel
Bleeding through a tourniquet smile
I spin on a whim, I slide to the right
I felt you like electric light

not quite yet, but I will

Glup Shitto as a character is bisexual-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

@cortanav.bsky.social

Hi I can’t stop laughing

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Claiming ot be the biggest simulation gaming even of 1973 is EAST CON III scheduled for July 7th and 8th at the Hotel McAlpin, 34th and Broadway, in New York City. Co-sponsored by the SICL and the AGA, the emphasis in the East Con III will be on competition. All sorts of tournaments in a variety of categories will be held including an Avalon Hill Classics tournament with trophies and $175.00 in cash going to the top three finishers. Miniatures, Chess and Diplomacy competitions will also be held. Among the other attractions will be a magic show by talented entertainer (and designer of LUFTWAFFE) Lou Zocchi, and a demonstration of an electronic space warfare game played on television screens!

The very first issue of 1973 wargaming magazine the Avalon Hill General contains a surprising reference to "a demonstration of an electronic space warfare game played on television screens." I had to know more...

I am given to understand that some of these people have a history of being smart, which … if that’s what Claude does to people’s ability to think, keep it the fuck away from me, thx

it’s the weirdest fucking phenomenon. They absolutely to refuse to consider that one could just think “huh, what else do I need to know to answer this?” and then … go find that stuff out

instead they go all lemongrab at the AUDACITY of not giving them everything they need to solve it

Turns out if you want to totally unhinge a certain type of LLM enthusiast, all you have to do is give them a question that they need to do the tiniest bit of research to answer

Atari 2600 kept getting arcade ports as late as 1991, so the question is what's the earliest year where hardware becomes obsolete enough to be considered a demake? (The funniest to me is Double Dragon 2600 in 1989.)

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

"Why do you keep fighting? You're going to join us soon..."
"Come dream with us..."

New concept board from my personal project.

the future i am proposing: no longer paying taxes because someone's oregon trail character named after me died of dysentery

the future techbros are proposing: arrested because someone's oregon trail character named after me committed a crime

👏 Canada 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 service 👏

Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.

i hate these little perverts

this is gonna sound crazy, but I've never been to florida. i've always wanted to go just to visit kermit week's collection. he's a weird dude (positive)

HUNGRY Official Trailer (2026) Killer Hippo YouTube video by ONE Media

It's happening, IT'S HAPPENING @sarahgailey.bsky.social (although I know I must be the 100th to tag them for this)

youtu.be/xqI2gsWmPY4?...

Once again "the death of the West" meant "the death of my secret bank account."

hear me out

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
P-51D Mustang Cripes A'Mighty $3,400,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

all i know is it helps with adhd

yoko taro should have explored this concept further