Franklin Graham: proof that even in evangelicalism, it's not what you know, it's whose loins you sprang from. Inherited the Billy Graham Association like it was Apple stock. CEO of Christianity Inc., where "calling" means "I got the family business." Divine nepotism at its finest.
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Nothing says "humble servant of God" like Franklin Graham, the trust fund preacher who was handed a religious empire on a silver platter. Nepo baby extraordinaire: zero original sermons, maximum inherited tithing. Jesus flipped tables; Franklin flips inheritance tax forms.
Franklin Graham isn't a religious leader—he's a nepo baby CEO who inherited daddy's multi-million dollar salvation scam and kept the family grift going strong. Billy built it, Franklin just cashed the checks and added private jets. Classic "anointed" by birth certificate.
WARNING: Trump has been starkly quiet on Truth Social this weekend. He hasn't posted anything original all weekend. Just reposts. Stay strong. Trump may be prepping his latest bullshit surprise.
Commander in Thief Trump says "we've won" the "war" in Iran 17 times as U.S. troops take incoming missile and drone fire and are wounded. youtu.be/UDzPidfjDnk?...
Trump wants the "Nuclear Option," but Thune & Co. are treating the filibuster like a sacred heirloom. It’s funny how a "deliberative body" only deliberates on new ways to do absolutely nothing while the government stays closed. 🙄☢️ #Senate
Senate GOP: "We must protect the filibuster to ensure bipartisan compromise!" 🤡
Translation: "If we kill the 60-vote rule, we’ll actually have to pass the stuff we campaigned on and then explain it to our donors." The cowardice is a feature, not a bug. 🏛️💤
Imagine a job where you can stop everyone else from working just by existing, and then you refuse to fix the rule because you're scared the next guy will use it too. The Senate isn't a "deliberative body," it’s a high-stakes daycare. 🏛️💤 #SAVEAmericaAct
The "Nuclear Option" is back in the news because the Senate would rather blow up 200 years of tradition than actually talk to each other. John Thune is currently hiding in a basement trying to explain "cloture" to a Truth Social mob. Good luck! ☢️🍿
Trump: "Terminate the filibuster!"
GOP Senators: "We love you, sir, but we also love having an excuse to do absolutely nothing while blaming the Democrats." It’s the ultimate DC security blanket. They aren’t dropping it. 🙄 #Senate #Filibuster
Trump says we won the war and Iran says Trump is crazy. So...who's lying? Why are we sending more troops to a war that has been won? t.co/plxgQjJdgV
Trump hoarded super secret classified documents to enrich himself. A grifter's gotta grift. t.co/1nZ7xpRywk
Trump: "We’re having very good talks."
Iran: "We literally haven't spoken to this man."
Is it a strategic pause or did he just realize he doesn't have a plan? Backing down and calling it "negotiation" is a bold move even for him. 🕊️🤏 #MiddleEast #Politics
Trump postponed the strike because the talks are "productive." Translation: Someone explained how much gas would cost at a 7-Eleven in Ohio if he actually did it. The "obliteration" tour is on a brief intermission. Stay tuned for the Season Finale. 📺🍿
Nothing more comforting than the Pentagon having to put "Blow Up Power Plants" on a 5-day recurring calendar invite. One day it’s "fire and fury," the next it’s "very good conversations." My portfolio can't handle this geopolitical mood ring anymore. 💸💀 #StraitOfHormuz
Good news: The lights are staying on in Iran for another 120 hours. Bad news: We’re still governed by a 48-hour ultimatum that has the shelf life of open milk. Turns out "total resolution of hostilities" is the new "infrastructure week." 🙄⚡️ #Trump #Iran
"I’m going to obliterate your power grid! Wait, actually, let’s chat for a week." The Art of the Deal: 2026 Edition is just aggressive ghosting followed by a "u up?" text to Tehran. Oil prices are doing parkour while we wait for the next Truth Social update. 📉🤡
Trump just hit the "snooze" button on World War III. Apparently, we’re delaying the apocalypse for five business days because the "vibes" in the negotiations are suddenly "productive." Nothing says global stability like a 120-hour countdown clock. ⏰🙄 #StraitOfHormuz
🕒 Deadline: 7:44 PM EDT. Trump warns Iran’s biggest power plants are first on the list. Tehran is already targeting Israeli infrastructure in retaliation. We are at the brink of a massive regional escalation. #Trump #Iran #Ultimatum
⚠️ 24 hours remain. Iran has responded to the U.S. deadline by threatening to "irreversibly destroy" Gulf desalination plants and oil fields. A regional blackout looms as both sides refuse to back down. #MiddleEast #EnergySecurity
🚨 The clock is ticking. President Trump’s 48-hour ultimatum expires at 7:44 PM EDT Monday. If Iran doesn't fully open the Strait of Hormuz, the "obliteration" of its power grid begins. The world is watching. #IranCrisis #BreakingNews
🚨 Iran vowing "irreversible destruction" of Gulf energy & water plants if Trump hits their grid. Tehran says U.S. bases & desalination are now "legitimate targets" as the 48-hour nuclear threat clock ticks down. #Iran #GlobalCrisis
🚀 Tehran just shattered its 2,000km range limit, striking 3,800km toward Diego Garcia. With hypersonic Fattah-1s and 3,000+ missiles, Iran warns that any strike on their power will trigger a total regional blackout. #Military #MiddleEast
⚠️ The Strait of Hormuz remains a powder keg. Iran’s Parliament warns of a defense that will make "the aggressor regret their actions" while state media maps out regional power plants marked for retaliation. 24 hours remain. #BreakingNews
Trump is crazy and spiraling into dementia. #25thAmendment dannos.space
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#Trump is spiraling into dementia and is putting this country in grave risk. Delusional and a pathological liar. Congress must act now before it's too late. #25thAmendment
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