we had a good run, remember all the good code we used to write by hand?

I never wrote good code, did you?

nah.

Heya @bsky.app it’s been a minute

Two Balrogs incoming…

Yep yep. Recently released an EVM implementation in zig. Love the language so far.

github.com/10d9e/zevm

I’m fucked

Non-zk fast-certs provide fast, scaleable and verifiable correctness certificates for rollups and computation. Our test ETH rollup prover naively achieves ~500k TPS on commodity hardware (single-threaded, Rust, CPU-only).

github.com/10d9e/fast-c...

There is evil there that does not sleep and the Great Eye is ever watchful.

Love this shirt.

Hahaha! Well played @jay.bsky.team

This existential crisis invoking madness is why I switched to .png

Grace Hopper, an insufferable grey furball

Is there anything better than a purring cat “kneading dough” on your chest?

ICQ says the old guy

Winter fucking sucks;
foggy brains can’t write haiku.
Refrigerator.

Darwin loves all that cat body positivity talk.

Path of Exile 2 = Incredible game… I dare say even better than Diablo 2 in its heyday.

I remember hair…

Join Us for the WIRED Big Interview Event On December 3, WIRED will be sitting down with some of the biggest names in technology, business, science, and beyond for a full day packed with in-depth conversations.

TOMORROW: We'll have Bluesky CEO @jay.bsky.team, @mcuban.bsky.social, Mira Murati, Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang and more top names in tech, science, business and beyond joining us at the #WIREDBigInterview event in San Francisco.

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"Talk to customers" is the same kind of advice as "lift weights" — it's directionally correct and also lacking sufficient detail to be useful.

In the same way that you can spend hours in the gym and see no results, you can spend hours with customers and get nothing out of it.

Great interview @jay.bsky.team

crypto-web, 2012: we stand to disrupt how society is structured through decentralization, cryptography and incentives.
society, 2024:

Amazing 🤩 - LFG

This is the way. Congrats @why.bsky.team @jay.bsky.team and @bsky.app. 🥂Impressed to see this kind of growth in such a short window of time. It speaks volumes about widespread public support for the ethos of decentralization.

Cat Transcendence 🎇 - The prophecy is true 🙀 YouTube video by Jean-Baptiste industrie

Bitcoin just hit $88k. The prophecy is true.

This is the way.

Happy Birthday! One of my fondest memories as a child of the 80s was in my grandparents basement playing D&D with “Even Worse” playing on my ghetto blaster. Good times.

Logic checks out… lunchtime:

Damn… love that.