Guns are just crystals for conservatives.

Like, yeah, they look cool, but I really don’t think they’re going to protect me like the salesman says they will.

Never stop shining the light on fascism: help call a spade a spade and a Nazi salute a Nazi salute by contributing to the Spade Billboard:

gofund.me/18bb4622

True story

SAN FRANCISCO - In a move that surprised regulators and critics, that hot guy known on Grindr as “⬆️4U”, and who never responded to your message of “hey” sent at 2:13am on a Saturday night several months ago, was seen holding hands in the Castro District with a guy who is uglier than you

I may have forgotten that this app exists for a few days

#comedy #divorce #mentalhealth

#lovewins #gay #standup #comedy

Get in, loser, we’re going engineering

Check this out!

A format where I can just post random quick thoughts is a potentially disastrous move, which is why I never got a twitter in the first place. Oh well. Here we go!

A new social media app? What could go wrong!?!