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from the makers of Freddy Frogface by the way. if you didn’t know. very influential.

15 hours ago 16 3 0 0

THEY’RE ADDING RICE TO PUTTING!!??!!!

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a guy walks up to another guy whos wearing dhorts with a pattern on them and asks “what do your shorts say?”
the guy sticks out his ass and the shorts have a comic on the that says “my ass is sooooo big!! it can fit a whole 6 panel comic on it! thats right! not just 4. you’ve gotta stare for a WHILE to complete the narrative arc of my ass. anyway thanks for reading my ass comic. you damned pervert.”

then the first guy says “wow, meta ass”

a guy walks up to another guy whos wearing dhorts with a pattern on them and asks “what do your shorts say?” the guy sticks out his ass and the shorts have a comic on the that says “my ass is sooooo big!! it can fit a whole 6 panel comic on it! thats right! not just 4. you’ve gotta stare for a WHILE to complete the narrative arc of my ass. anyway thanks for reading my ass comic. you damned pervert.” then the first guy says “wow, meta ass”

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Inster joke about computers being good at math here

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

wait till they find out about logs and sigmas

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I turn 16 in like 8 days, I can’t wait to move your and ditch my stupid chud father

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YOU - "By the way, I'm a fascist."

THE DESERTER - "You're not.
You're part of the meat shield surrounding the *real* fascists, while they rape children. That's what *you* are."

YOU - "By the way, I'm a fascist." THE DESERTER - "You're not. You're part of the meat shield surrounding the *real* fascists, while they rape children. That's what *you* are."

Disco Elysium rocked face for many reasons but one was because it wasn't afraid to actually say things with meaning

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True

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@spadesfor-ray.bsky.social this could be us but you’re playing

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I fear this is me

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Bad news
After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died.
Been through a lot together. Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives.
Went out quiet, like a cowboy.
Must've kept 10,000 beers cold.
Thinking about giving it a proper funeral

Bad news After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died. Been through a lot together. Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives. Went out quiet, like a cowboy. Must've kept 10,000 beers cold. Thinking about giving it a proper funeral

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

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He's surfing the web sooooo fast #toontown #pacesetter #bearyart

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I have a headcannon that ralsei has a French accent and no one can tell me otherwise

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Everyone who’d complained about the mediocre half-effort AAA industry pushouts should be cheering for this and the chance to put something new into the field.

The same enthusiasm that went towards Markiplier making Iron Lung a smash success “against all Hollywood odds” should be happening here too!

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white hair twink smirking at the viewer with the text "online im Mexican but irl im also Mexican"

white hair twink smirking at the viewer with the text "online im Mexican but irl im also Mexican"

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Dude I love Al, my favorite gong by him is that Albuquerque one

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I feel like I'm not fully taking advantage of being a teenager

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I just wanted to let you know your bars are fucking trash, never pick up a microphone again

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Bro just described floppies (honestly yeah someone should just do that)

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Microchip.wsz via the Winamp Skin Museum

3 days ago 23 5 0 0
Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

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