Someone else (or AI) has been writing his lame Tweets lately. They're far too well written to be this idiot.

This is infuriating. What part of Seattle? I suppose the Southend.

I loved this documentary. Loved it!

The birds loved it. I was happy for them.

I'm so sorry. I've been there. It's truly the worst. Hang in there and RIP little Joey.

See you there in Seattle!

Please be safe Xenta!

It's true. They just aren't saying it. But it's true.

We sold my elderly mom's house and I can't bring myself to send in her huge capital gains tax payment. I have no idea where it's going now, maybe straight into Trump's pocket. The thought is killing me!

You are so wise and so handsome Styopka. I just love you!

Rubes says it's OK because we dont recognize him as a legit head of State. Ok, why'd we leave his regime in place then? Anything to do with oil?

What do you mean "if?"

It's not a "Ukranian conflict." It's an invasion by the murderous Russian regime.

Is it Winchester?

End DST. I don't need sunsets at 10pm. We have maybe 2 months of sunsets around 4:30 - 5:30pm on standard time. I can deal with it. It's winter after all. I don't want morning darkness lasting until 8:30am!

He's stealing the tariff money when we're paying. I guarantee it.

Let's be honest. They are trying all they can to kill or break it beyond repair and I assume they'll succeed. Just like the ACA.

You can't make this shit up. Sounds like something from an SNL skit.

I think I'm gonna puke.

Option 1 please, now.

This is spot on my friend.

I've got just about the same photo I took in Yellowstone as my screensaver. I thought this looked familiar!

I love London!

I want to know who exactly has been after a ballroom for years. Who? Name them.

We were there - this is so awesome!

Why is he always surrounded by these people and who are they? Just curious.

Best Scrooge hands down.

What the hell is he goin' on about. Geez.

Beautiful! We were just there - which cathedral is this?

I love this so much! Such cute twins!