Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life

Technically his biological parents are like the Kryptonian version of Protestants also

Atticus Ross: oh hey, you came back early
Trent Reznor: Came back haunted
Atticus Ross: what?
Trent Reznor: (dons backpack synthesizer and heads out door) Came back haunted.

Here’s a high-res scan of a two-page TV Guide ad for The Simpsons season 4 premiere (1992).

The bright idea to put Star Wars sequels into production before the previous one even got released was really quite a bad one

REVEREND: And now, the couple has elected to write their own vows. We’ll start with the groom

GROOM: [clears throat] WHAZAAHHHHHH,

Blood soda

They got yer boy doing choreo and he did NOT flop

The role i was born to play baby

Im basically only in the opening number but it means I HAVE TO SET THE TONE

I have rehearsal for a musical tonight, the first one ive done since like a decade ago 😅

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

Pride gonna be full of gay Infowars merch lmfao that’s gonna piss the right people off

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

The world is healing (somewhat)

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

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The Onion!Infowars Store having both a "turn your piss into gold" and a "turn your gold into piss" product currently "sold out" is an extremely good bit.

lol suck it.

Its a little like wearing a parody MAGA hat youll probably get some unwanted looks and double takes unless of course thats your thing

The Flash and Green Lantern

IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A BACK MASSAGER LMAO

Graphic design is my passion

Jokers are wild... 🃏

Game Changer Season 8 premieres May 18th only on Dropout.

Can’t believe im gonna start listening to InfoWars

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Sooo close to beating Chrono Trigger, just doing all the sidequests.

Kash Patel is more fired up about that Atlantic article than finding Nancy Guthrie

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you