Screenshot of a post that reads “If Ai replaces all the jobs, where do corporations expect people to earn money to continue being consumers? I am just not understanding why that simple question is not being asked.”

Meme of Karl Marx with a speech bubble above his head implying he is saying the contents of the previous photo

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

Flat illustration of a Painted Bunting reconfiguring themselves with different colorful cutout shapes- possibly adding or subtracting colors.

I'm gonna get this done in needlepoint

Man in blue shirt and khaki slacks about to knock over a small white blank domino leading to a much much larger black white domino Small domino says "Caleb wanting to play with his butthole" Large domino says "Mike almost quitting a gig"

My husbands computer was fucking up from an errant bluetooth keyboard i accidentally turned on whilst searching for a dildo to blast my bootyhole with

He was very close to cancelling this gig at a new bar he's been excited about for weeks.

It was the keyboard pressing buttons

I love it in Alice in Wonderland when that MALE DOOR tries to tell Alice not to cry and instead she cries super hard and exposes him as a throat goat

Ultimate petty behavior and I am here for it

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

Me all the time

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

a close up of a woman wearing a headset and making a funny face . ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a headset and making a funny face .

if you can read this, don’t forget to vote for the Imaginary Gay Chart today! forms.gle/LuixGnfhEenj...

Bop it

Megafauning over you 😏😘

Bingo, bitch

It was all me

This makes me so happy 🥹🥹🥰

Double cutie!

A tree sparrow is speaking: "Artistic creation shouldn't be considered carelessly! Good art is made deliberately! With emotion! Physical exertion! If you aren't crying or bleeding by the end, you'd better look into another lifestyle...". We see a class of birds with piles of sticks and a big banner that reads "Intro to nest building" made out of twigs. The teacher continues: "Ok! Does everyone have their bundle of soft moss?"

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hittin the vape outside the club at 3am:

The unreleased Prince song

A painting of four nude figures, two females and two males, on a beach. The main figure is a male seen from behind from the knees up. He is walking toward the water. A woman is jogging away to the left. The second woman is walking into the water toward the right. The second male is jogging into the picture from the right. A large wave is breaking behind them all.

"Nudist beach," Gyula Konkoly, 2004, acrylic on canvas, 21.7 x 21.7", private collection.

Gyula Konkoly (1941 - ) is a Hungarian painter.

#NudeArt #Naturism #NonSexualNudity

a woman wearing sunglasses and a black coat is holding a book and a laptop . Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses and a black coat is holding a book. The women is Miranda Priestly, Editor-in-Chief of Runway magazine.

Checking the fit

Frog is holding a stick with fire on the tip "ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS PAY US ENOUGH TO LIVE" SAID FROG

Honey Mustard Moved to Texas

omg no my people have low taxes, recreational weed, free bus fare, bicycle lanes on every tree lined streets. Their only enemy is themselves. Like take the fucking bus for gods sake why tf is everyone driving?? THE BUSES ARE FREE YOU LITTLE SHITS

Me + a video game I love

He Built a House for His Plants… 🌿 Inside Super Nursery Bangkok YouTube video by OnlyPlants

ideas for when you're rich:

That's actually who I go to for my glasses too!

Why my eyes doin all that!