Told my friend today that the reason I never like anyone I know on dating apps is that I'd just ask them do they want to make out in person.
No I fucking wouldn't. Who am I trying to kid? I would rather die than embarrass myself like that!
I'd go with Méabh, but she doesn't drink and has already been dealing with messy me. I need to inflict my chaos on someone new.
Tempted to go back on Feeld/HER but my life is a dumpster fire, and I can't deal with new people.
I think I just want someone to take me out for cocktails and tell me I'm pretty. Or just cocktails and let me be a messy wreck.
Everytime I think I may do a murder, I hear Moira Rose say "I have endured a cornucopia of trauma the last few years, I draw the line at living in a crime scene". So no murder in my house.
I was told by a friend that when stressed your body keeps count.
Well guess who's sick again? And who's mother asked "what has you stressed?". Excuse me? Are we really doing this? Fucking hell.
I think Schitts Creek is holding my mental health together. I love it so much.
if anyone wants to tell me i'm hot and/or funny i think i could do with it rn
I ran my fastest 10km this morning.
I sat down on the couch and I may never get up again.
I'm very tired.
I got nail extensions today, and now I give the best head scratches.
Cycling to work on the quays with no traffic moving has to be the best way to travel this morning. The quays have never been as quiet and safe for a cyclist.
When I was 13 I told a boy I like him, he responded with:
"You are an ugly, fat, lipsy bitch"
I had the realisation today that a lot (not all) of my insecurities originates from that sentence.
Why am I letting what a stupid 13 year old boy said impact my life? I don't even like men!
Turns out if I watch Schitts Creek my mam will leave the sitting room and go to bed. Yay!
Oh phew, thank God!
Mental breakdowns? Or that just me?
Weird observation (criticism) from my mam today, while I was unpacking my shopping she said "you go through a lot of hand soap, don't you?".
What? I don't understand. Yes? I like to wash my hands? I'm confused.
I need my space back.
Okay I know we are all sick of hearing about the Burkes but you have to admit going on the run, realising nobody cares, then turning up to a prison to get arrested on purpose, all so you can get some more attention, is a very funny bit
My favorite local coffee shop gave me free secret cookies that they had. They just gave me a paper bag and it had cookies.
Do people like me? Am I a nice person who deserves secret coffee shop cookies?
I hate having a cold. Not sick enough to not go to work but sick enough that I feel awful and want to sleep.
Apparently I have cat energy, but like a very feral one.
Voted most likely to shit in a child's sand box
Dopamine chasing myself into an early grave
Méabh is wearing a crimson jacket and a flight suit halfway up the stone arch outside a big blue door
Average Valerate Solanas Rehearsal: Méabh is trying to flash the old market
Everytime I look at the news and see that oil prices have gone up and we're heading towards an energy crisis, I smile and thank the universe I no longer work in security of supply as I think I'd be having a breakdown.
I have never resonated with a post so much in my life.
How do I tell if the hot bar tender is being nice or flirting with me? I'm the first customer in and she's chatting away to me at my table.
The irony of some lad trying to steal my phone while I'm on the way to a self defense class. I don't need to attack, I just respond with a Dublin accent and tell them to fuck off, job done.
Hahaaaa my mams home help is a Brazilian lesbian. No straights allowed in this house!!
ré-reskeeting this cause Aoibhín fixed the alt text
That's very true!
Thank you! I've stolen your girlfriend for lunch and cinema on Saturday, hope you don't mind!