TS Madison saying “I’m a big fan”

breaking news: gay sex is fun, and you should partake!

🫯

AND it gave Montreal a power play, gotta love it

Tampa Bay loses one game and they turn into a low rent Broad Street Bullies reboot

It is what it is

me when NHL writers try and sell me on a 17 year old WHL defenseman “with a lot of upside potential”

Nude standing in my living room wearing a cock ring on my flaccid penis wearing a crop top and showing off my hairy belly

crop top tummy Tuesday, king?

I’ll make sure I’m ready for the all hands 🙂‍↕️

But you totally can show up to my home office like that

this is me while shopping for a new gym

yeah you can’t do that

I've only had Porter Martone for 11 games, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

No better way to spend the night bro

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

No one should be in prison for weed.

Happy 4/20!!

the gays keep discovering louder songs

🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬

That’s my first overall pick.

JURAJ FIRST CAREER PLAYOFF HAT TRICK!!!!

Jonathan I think I’m gonna die

a hockey player in a red and white jersey with the number 22 on it ALT: a hockey player in a red and white jersey with the number 22 on it

Fuck yeah.

bros hanging out, soft dongs on display

Penguin from Adventure Time wearing a sandwich board that says “I’m overly aware of How annoying I am and I don’t know how to fucking stop”

Meme of man pointing at himself in the mirror saying “you will not let grown men whacking a puck around badly make you angry”

oh boy another Montreal Canadiens playoff push

you want some coffee before we take care of that morning wood?

Trevor Zegras to Jamie Drysdale scoring while wearing orange jerseys in the playoffs, just like hockey twitter imagined in 2022

tried out a new gym today and learned some insane gossip about my current gym, I love how messy straight gym bros can be

Showing my straight coworker Slayyyter to distract him while I take off from work early

Photo of me with dick and balls sticking out of the bottom of my shorts. My shirt is lifted and my full belly is exposed. I’m watching the tv with my hands behind my head.

Belly and balls on this here happy #fcf. Happy weekend!

Stay Away!

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS, I CAN FEEEEEEL YOU!!!!!!