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Posts by Jakespeare’s Birthday

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

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My very short story from last year may...help you work out some feelings about terrible, powerful men

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Anyway, I’m off with my partner to see Florence and the Machine live at the Garden.

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I would’ve said Sarah Connor.

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Florence Against the Machine?

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Florence *and* the Machine?!

In this economy?!

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SOMERCON IS THIS SUNDAY, and we’ve opened up MORE GAMES!!

Join us for a full day of #ttrpg, workshops, panels, mini painting, vendors, and an evening all-drag Actual Play with @bostonspi.bsky.social

Tickets: bit.ly/44wyMYW

(Note: you need a non-waitlist ticket to sign up for games in advance!)

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A list of Steam achievements

A list of Steam achievements

After not playing for six or so years, I finally connected my Warframe account from Xbox to PC and look how many acievements I got in the first minute of gameplay.

#and86moreAchievements

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An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.

obligatory link to the oral history of this glorious moment, the man is truly a living legend

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Last night I was reminded of Ergo Proxy, which was probably the last anime series I’ve watched all the way through, and how I still can’t really explain it.

But the vibes were so good. It’s a shame the soundtrack isn’t up on Apple Music.

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Dang, Arden. Dang.

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Peaks 3:04

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Fix your hearts or die.

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Gamergate?

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“Nuclear Dust” sounds like the new designer drug sweeping Detroit and causing big problems for Robocop.

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Switch 2 is up and running.

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A screenshot of two achievements, Elden Ring and Elden Lord, next to a picture of a Tarnished sitting on the Elden Throne.

A screenshot of two achievements, Elden Ring and Elden Lord, next to a picture of a Tarnished sitting on the Elden Throne.

I am the Eldeningest Lord I can be.

It's saying something about a game that 10% of the players have gotten all of the achievements for it. A lot of people like this game and wanted to see everything.

Elden Ring sure is something else.

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he DM to our Circle of Spores druid: "You reach out with your spore aura... your spora."

Me: "Why did it take us years to come up with that one?"

The druid: "It's here now!"

#DungeonsAndDragons

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I’ve been rolling better on my taxes than I have with my bard tonight.

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I am currently both playing Dungeons and Dragons and doing my taxes. For reals.

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Are You Playing Dungeons & Dragons or Doing Your Taxes? “The rules are constantly being updated, but they’re still shackled to a system from the 1970s.”

1. Your goal is to retrieve your treasure from a monstrous entity.

2. All you need is a pen and paper, but expensive software makes it much easier.

3. The rules are constantly being updated, but they’re still shackled to a system from the 1970s.

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A picture of a library shelf with a small rolled up note on it. The note says “read this” in child’s handwriting.

A picture of a library shelf with a small rolled up note on it. The note says “read this” in child’s handwriting.

A picture of the note unrolled. In the same child’s handwriting it reads “beware of the future!!”

A picture of the note unrolled. In the same child’s handwriting it reads “beware of the future!!”

Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…

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The Double Dutch Affair sounds like a spy thriller set in Nazi-occupied Amsterdam.

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I need to remember to tell people to take food with them at the end of the party.

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Things don’t load or load slowly, the search engine is terrible. My cart disappeared once and then reappeared after I loaded everything back into the cart.

I expect better.

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I am disappointed in Costco's website.

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I might be mandelaing myself!

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I definitely remember an Alucard in Castlevania, but I’m pretty sure that and D both predate Hellsing.

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