Maybe he will stroke out and instead of the mic....

Does the blessing wear off in the fridge, or, like spice, does it get more potent? 🤔🤔

No the rabbit likeness was the consistency being small round pebbles, not the frequency. sorry my poop analogy was imperfect, I lack knowledge of the poop habits of animals to know what animal might have small hard poops and also the correct infrequency, but I think you really overthought this one

I am waiting until 5/22 to cancel my subscription

And why isn't he talking about the assassination attempt?

Noted is subjective, it can't be disproven, run all the way to the bank with that toot

The chippychop won't just be for the fat cats, but all their friends, too.

I'll let you know as soon as the business licenses get approved... 😆 But yeah, I figured I'm feeling the agism hard and I'll probably never get back to where I was and I didn't have it in me to claw my way back when the only part I missed was the paycheck

Yeah, but they poop hard pellets, not soft brown snakes like people are meant to...

I spent the first half of 2025 coming to terms with the realization that the career I'd fought for years to attain, and held for just a few short years had evaporated and grieving it. Then I cashed in my tiny 401k because if the dream was open a restaurant at the beach someday, it was now or never.

Almost everything we argue about is a substitute for the thing we should be arguing about: the immense wealth & power of an oligarchic class, which captures governments, ruins lives and wrecks the living planet.
This class redirects our rage at scapegoats. To resist its lies is to resist its power.

He's not doing it to own libs, I think he thinks that's how men are supposed to eat. It's toxic patriarchy more than a political stance... His wife after me tried to turn him conservative but I got my leftist views planted deeply enough that it didn't take

This is the 'no mixing' I approve of, truly just lovely spacing 😆

Wow, that's bleak if they have to go to enshittification already. The pyramid scheme of capitalism must be teetering on a knife's edge of they need to start the squeeze before they've even achieved full adoption and integration let alone synergy.

Not to mention people with school age kids flocking anywhere else as they ratfuck education and threaten the lives and safety of women in their child bearing years and all LGBTQIA+ people

Can confirm. My ex seemed to poop like a rabbit, like hard little rocks every third day or something. His stomach was forever "going squirrelly" when he ate anything good for him, ate mostly meats 🤮

Batman was the OG rich boy playing cop. ACAB includes batman

Solid investment strategy in 2026

I think they assume that their dating prospects have to be addressed immediately, as if every woman they meet is sizing them up to date and they feel compelled to inform you they are not available (unless they are)

So close, just whiffed it right at the end. Guardrails aren't going to cut it.

Dispells for whom?

No, Minions, not the Pinkertons!!

We're going to have to hold them to it. Don't let them keep any of these policies and ratchet us down any further. Dems like to do that shit...

Biden schmiden, but remember the time we spent THREE DAYS talking about him getting ice cream and falling off his bike? I'd put a premium on a slow news day -as long as it didn't feel like waiting for another shoe to drop...

Why are Quiznos employees taking strays for no reason?

I'm not sure... Are you even really reading The Stand if it isn't a yellow, crumbling doorstop of a trade paperback the size of a brick, though?

🫠 is that something coming soon?

Distinct from earlier when he said something was happening when it wasn't happening.

Best thing I ever did was NOT get married.

If marriage benefited women, governments would try to limit our access to it, not encourage it.