President Donald Trump, a big strong man with tears in his eyes, looking close to death with both eyes pointing in different directions and his mouth hanging agape
the president soyfaced so hard he may never recover
Real rockers
Meter Potato Issues
this was written in 2022 and he still was running for reelection. there's gotta be some way we can figure out if this kinda thing is elder abuse from staff or just a stubborn old person who doesn't want to leave their little club
Wokka wokka
A fine blocklist
Jelly Roll’s cultural significance will continue until morale improves
Washington, D.C. votes blue overwhelmingly. Kamala Harris won 90% of the vote.
Constitutional amendments require 3/4ths of the States for ratification.
With 131 new Democratic States in the union, Democrats could pass any amendment they want.
republicans will yowl and piss and moan and that to my mind is all the reason to do it
You can make your jokes but that’s exactly how I lost my full head of real hair.
We blow smoke in this web zone
Ossoff: "How does American politics really work? It's coin operated. Money goes in, favors come out. It's been running on secret money, corporate money, billionaire money ... all of this gave rise to a depraved president who exploits this rot to empower and enrich himself"
Whoa dude, did you ever think about … the J?
Who had lame duck president turns into a corncob on their bingo card?
Everybody will want to wear those
Milfs Davis would be a beautiful name for a Bluesky account
Milfs Davis would be a beautiful name for a Bluesky account
You have to be alive to claim straight edge which means committing suicide is an edge break
leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online
liberals on this microblogging website
this clip of Trump dancing like a goofus in glasses should be shared more often because this is about the level of gravitas he brings to the Oval Office
Yeah, that’ll finally smooth over all the problems he’s causing
Yes your honor, that CC footage does show my client chugging three beers while shouting parts of “Breaking The Law” by Judas Priest, but what it doesn’t show is intent
Here’s a fun trend to KA$H in on: when Kash Patel gets fired everybody on Bluesky should change their profile pics to the most bugeyed KA€H you can find a spend the day KA£H posting like you are drunk as hell
She had a pawny
Palantir trying desperately to be OCP but falling short because they aren’t profitable
RFK Jr in a suit
I prefer his role in Mac and Me
Steve Bannon flooded his own zone at CPAC
Reverse cowgirl so she can pet the cat at the foot of the bed
I wonder what could be causing such frustrations? Perhaps the men in question are weirdos who are outliers from modern society?
