staying in on nye and drinking with friends/family is always the better choice unless you’re at a specific party in nyc and billy crystal runs in to confess his love to you

an underrated thing about seeing a Notable Person in public is then watching their ig stories and being like damn i was there too

if someone doesnt buy and reopen the landmark theater in west la…please my family is dying

dang makes sense

how do some women have beautiful bouncy blown out hair like all the time…i need to know the secrets…my hair looks good like once a month

ryan trying to tell me that this isnt actually a picture of donald sutherland

Slay

closing my rings isn’t enough. i need my apple watch to tell me im the healthiest person on the planet.

making sure my family knows that Max is the One To Watch

can you spot the wolves in this picture?

i will be blueskys leading swiftie expert