are we supposed to open these

The Becerra campaign hit my phone approximately 34 milliseconds after Swalwell dropped out.

I know they get clowned, BUT
1- have never had a bad experience there
2- they have the best mass-market carrot cake
#food

One of the (few) fantastic things about being an adult is having friends who can switch from stupid shenanigans to business-like assassins regarding tasks/favors.

These Dunkin' don't hit remotely the same as East Coast ones, sad to say.

'Black Tombstone' is hilarious. Just a whole bunch of 'My name is Bennett, and I ain't in it.'

We need a class action suit, because EVERYBODY watched that mess.

1. Starfish and Coffee
2. The Morning Papers
3. Thieves in the Temple
4. Kiss
5. Alphabet St.

'Space: Above and Beyond'
(might still be bitter at that cancellation)

The cocaine-smoked salmon is an upcharge on your eggs Benedict.
Not my rules.

a man in a suit and tie is looking at his cellphone ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at his cellphone

F*cking Knicks, man.

And the only solution to this problem currently is whatever level of piracy one wants to dabble in.
Not the road you want to go down, but I don't run a league so whatever, I guess.

Look, I was as locked in as anyone during the #MCU up to/including Endgame. An 'oh by the way' is kind of tacky. I'll watch, of course but I'll be slightly surly about it.

Your aura is wack, please exit.

The only choice for 4/20:
#420

Going to need some wild 'Herbert Kornfeld was in Witness Protection and now he's back' storyline, please and thank you.

As an avowed 'No Apple' person...
- high capacity (512 GB and up) iPods
- and we're bring back iMacs, back to transparent colors and modern internals in the same form factor.
PROFIT

I get to the airport so early I will routinely be at the gate as the *earlier* flight to my destination is boarding.

People who rush for their flights and stress about it are insane.

We have mother fucking movie DLC packs now

NBC/Churchill really messed this up. Oaks Day in Louisville is a holiday - and the major Derby parties are that night.

The Matrix.

Janky photoshops show true authenticity.

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Random, but British #SNL is funny.
#SNLUK

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Phantom.

Oh, that's a TED Talk ready to go.