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After grabbing a bottle of Dynamite-themed lube—almost full and smelling of vanilla and bananas to mimic his quirk—he stumbles to the wall splitting their apartments.

/Am I really doing this shit? What the fuck is wrong with me?/

He shoves his doubts aside and his boxers down.

Now or never.

2 days ago 48 3 1 4

Im so sorry dude. I feel you. Honestly idk what gives doctors the audacity sometimes

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

Cw: im a stoner and cute birds are my curse

Too stoned at 5am and im crying about this asshole little parakeet that flies into cupboards of glass and wreaks havocs. What a bastard. What a fiend. Im in tears. Id never want a bird and yet I would bend skies for that little 3 oz piece of malice

1 week ago 2 0 0 0

I appreciate that you are also a morning stoned enjoyer❤️

1 week ago 2 0 0 0

Obsessed with the idea with tetsu and bakugo are just as close minus the dating part so they are two huge happy dogs with this feral pomeranian

1 week ago 6 3 0 0

Im avoiding the last two episodes cause I dont wana be caught up with one piece cause I never finished the mha anime and I want to be idk why its giving me so much anxiety its 630 am and i am too stoned and caffeinated hhhhhhhhhh

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Legit tho

It is fun the things they cant really ignore lmao i throw the "two spouses" out there all the time and i can tell they are SO curious and SO uncomfortable

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

In order to cope with the fact that my coworkers ignore my very loud nonbinary-ness, aive decided that im cosplaying some chick that works at a donut shop

Its kinda working

3 weeks ago 3 0 1 0
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*nervous office man collar tug*

3 weeks ago 3 0 0 0

In kiris defense, he cant because he will not look back to the road

1 month ago 4 1 1 0

My heart is breaking but "sucks to suck" kirishima with a cheek full of sweetsis peak

1 month ago 7 1 0 0
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I stole a thing cause it looked fun.

1 month ago 5 3 5 0

Sore 👀

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

Obsessed with these but also why do i have a doc similar but with Deku xD

1 month ago 2 1 1 0

My favorite running joke to write for shoto is that when he is a little unsure of what to do in a situation, he will bring a melon of unsure ripeness but pure intention

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2 months ago 321 56 1 0
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#KiriBaku #KrBk #nsfw

CW: Stuck on a Ski Lift, Kirishima is Scared of Heights, Hand job, Semi-public

bsky.app/profile/bisp...

1 month ago 30 12 1 4
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anything can be a competition! (read L→R) #krbk #kiribaku #切爆

1 month ago 210 66 5 1

"So, what now?" he rasps.

Eijirou motions to the door. "You leave. I go on with my life."

"That's it?"

"That's it."

Dynamight shifts. "I guess..."

"It's what you wanted."

The hero gives a curt nod. "Yeah. It... It is."

"Good." Eijirou picks up the knife and scissors.

It's time to move on.

1 month ago 81 2 3 25
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cat’s out of the bag (Aizawa Zoomies part 4)

#aizawa | #erasermic

7 months ago 90 18 0 0
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Where's the fucking lie

1 month ago 64 18 2 0
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🫸🏻🍑🫷🏻

1 month ago 247 57 6 0

CW weed drug marijuana use, Kirishima is obsessed

Eijirou's favorite pastime in the world is getting high and watching Dynamight on television. It doesn't matter what he's doing, whether it's an interview or fighting a villain. The salaryman loves simply /seeing/ him.

2 months ago 144 21 1 10
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AH

2 months ago 3 1 0 0
cropped close up of a drawing of someone's belly

cropped close up of a drawing of someone's belly

ooo.... tummy...

2 months ago 817 72 9 0

Ok but whos the cheercaptain

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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[ #bnha #kiribaku ]
hey valentine

2 months ago 276 88 1 0
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Yeeee boi

2 months ago 248 58 3 0

polls were such a good way of asking if there's an interest for comms without feeling like I'm asking while standing on a stage lmao. a poll vote was a cool nod. a wordless acknowledgement. sigh

anyway I'm probably opening up for a few comms soon, $20/1k. you can just shoot me a dm if you want in!

2 months ago 30 13 0 1

and felt the jerk and warm wet soaking the front of his sweatpants. It took him a second, but yellow eyes glittered in realization

And then looked down at Hitoshi like a cat with a mouse helpless under its claw.

Fuck.

Shinso had a new kink.

2 months ago 33 2 0 0