Gary Cahill on Chelsea’s 1st half performance: “It can’t get any worse than that.”

Me:

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Brighton qualify for Champions League = Eghbali believes that is vindication for their model being the right one

Half time update.

Villa finishing 5th + winning Europa with Brighton qualifying for the Champions League would be incredibly funny.

Enzo trying to keep up there with van Hecke who himself is very slow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is easily one of the very worst Chelsea games I can remember in my time watching the club. Pathetic set up and deservedly losing. So out of his depth. Just put him, and us, out of our misery and end this farce tonight.

Don't think there's any tactical work being done. The hamstring injuries are piling up so he has probably turned into a mini Conte.

Fourth time Delap has been caught on his heels and a Brighton player intercepts the ball with ease. Just take him off ffs what is the point of this?

You KNOW exactly who it was. 😂

That should have been sent off. It would have been a red card for a good Chelsea team but they pity us now.

Should have sent him off. Get that violent neanderthal off the pitch.

The players have given up.

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That shot of Eghbali 😭

5 defenders, still can't defend the back post lol

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Fernandez captaincy

Enzo captain again. Why?

Could only watch a minutes, beyond cringe 😂

Palmer hasn't been the same since Maresca and losing Jackson who made life easier for him.

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His wife is also a musician. As a rap fan, I'm not impressed by these bars lol

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Palmer's 18 month slide, Delap and Gittens being crap, Estevao being extremely lightweight, Garnacho being who we thought he was. Tragic squad building.

Nah, but he seems to be acquiring a baseball team without Eghbali/Clearlake involvement (unless I've missed something in the reports).

Who can blame him seeing how well Eghbali has done with CFCLDN.

We need to get rid of 80% of our attack this summer. I would rather lose a high-scoring game than lose 1–0 to a club missing its entire defence like we did at the weekend.

People crying for 'World Class defenders' meanwhile Neto, Garnacho, Delap, Gittens etc. are our forwards.

'To me, this is like the PPI car finance of the 2020s. The model needs a complete overhaul or it could affect a whole other generation of people. It makes me angry every time I see a shared ownership advert.'

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It was in the news last week that Feliciano is buying a baseball team and Eghbali/Clearlake aren't mentioned anywhere in those reports as being part of the deal, which seems pretty significant. It's almost as if Feliciano has left this failure to Eghbali and moved on. 😂

*we're ffs

Rosenior '...what were trying to do, give consistent success to this club in the long-term'.

They really let people just say anything nowadays.

Rosenior has no track record of success as either a player or a coach.

Marco Rose appointed Bournemouth head coach: A manager committed to a courageous style of play (Gift Article) The 49-year-old German coach, who has been out of football since leaving RB Leipzig in March 2025, will succeed Andoni Iraola in the role.

Bournemouth have reached an agreement to appoint Marco Rose as their next head coach, with the German to succeed Andoni Iraola when he departs the club at the end of this season.

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