me: so i'm just now realizing that my second or third fictional crush ever was a depressed samurai dilf
partner: this is the least surprising thing you've ever said

today's trans day of visibility

hi I'm visible

the bigger thing is, I'd rather a future where the visibility doesn't feel so ominous, since there's so many forces that want to do terrible things with that

i was born in the right generation (normalization of adults having plushies)

Actor Vincent Price in a kitchen, about to stab a slab of meat

IIIIIIT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! The annual Vincent Price Day Drag Potluck is coming up, and this time we're opening up applications to any interested performers! Signups close April 30!

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one guy started bringing up the book of enoch and i felt my soul leave my body

most of the time i am ride or die (lol) for public transit and other times i get stuck on a bus during a loud argument about whether or not space is real (????????)

Actor Vincent Price in a kitchen, about to stab a slab of meat

IIIIIIT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! The annual Vincent Price Day Drag Potluck is coming up, and this time we're opening up applications to any interested performers! Signups close April 30!

forms.gle/DP66ryGFwrH6...

it is very easy to let the continued rise of AI discourage you in your creative efforts but I think the best response you can give as an artist is to persevere and create art anyway

What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

Mine is, "Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, Chuck Norris burns in hell for being a Prop 8-supporting, birther conspiracy-pushing, reactionary bigoted piece of shit."

on the one hand: the bees
on the other: using drag to work through rapture trauma :)

if there ever *was* a kw nic cage i can't decide if id call dibs on the wicker man or left behind

gonna keep my trap shut for now but i may have something SO COOL coming up

ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

Never challenge death to a pillow fight. Unless you are prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

my photo gallery bugged tf out but honestly its a pretty good visual of how much im Going Through It today

I feel like usually bad news rolls off me easier than most of the people I know. I tend towards stoicism in the face of this or that new terrible bill. But the news out of Kansas and the prison system are rattling me more than usual, which I'm guessing means other folks are more rattled still.

fluorescent lights and a freezer that occasionally lets out the wails of the damned, i am having a Time at the office

(coping) only the baddest bitches have tummy issues

amnesia dark descent "paint the man/cut the lines" drag number.....much to consider

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

LMAO GOD

losing my mind what a small world this is....

i still have the drumstick reanimator threw into the crowd from that show bc i BLED for that thing (someone accidentally stepped on my hand when i went to grab it 💀)

were not gonna talk about how noodly 2013 dan was

OH MY GOD WAS THIS ON CHEROKEE. WE MAY HAVE BEEN AT THE SAME SHOW I NEED TO FIND MY PICS FROM BACK THEN

picking up my hrt and when the pharmacist asked if this was my first time getting the gel i FULLY misheard "is this your first time going to jail"
then when they reminded me i was getting my receipt digitally i just said "no thank you :)" so i'll be in a hole for the next year if you need me

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

a man with a pink bow on his head and the words babygirl ALT: a man with a pink bow on his head and the words babygirl

2026 is gonna be the year i finally do ben linus drag

Congratulations, you have outlived Dick Cheney!

*walks up to a gay couple*

Which one is the Vampire and which is the Masquerade?