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This is fantastic

Purple rain on the guardian weather

Ten years later I still love this guardian tribute to Prince

Amazing.

The footage:

Looking beautiful! Still a few to sell so if you’re interested (please do be) see the link in Dave’s reply…

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I was thinking it would look good framed.

Our school has introduced an app that blocks everything except phone calls during school time

An aardvark?

A bedazzled uno card

I must say I do admire my daughter’s commitment to bedazzling everything in sight - even though I keep accidentally calling it vajazzling

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Isn’t this just where this thread began? Or are you being meta here?

Yeah but even George Lucas didn’t make it so you had to know who this guy was to understand the plot of the force awakens

Well yeah but it’s NOT CANON.

You can’t just stick new bits in old films so you can make a sequel. It’s be like if they added an aardvark to Driving Miss Daisy just so they could do a sequel called Driving Miss Aardvark.

#CallMyBluff
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Split screen on the news. Guy on the left is exactly in line with the jacket of the guy on the right.

I like how this guy’s jacket changes colour when he goes through the news portal

Ten postcards based on designs from the Lost Movies of Hollywood book by David Quantick and Chris Barker

Did I mention there is also a reward tier where you get ten exclusive postcards as well as the book? This offer is only available to kickstarter backers and supply is limited.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...

Yeet… Baby… <makes notes>

Looks like Jeremy Corbyn on Newsnight

Is that the best solution?

What about a baby strapped to a time bomb eh? You haven't thought about that have you?

Press cutting Lancashire Telegraph, 20 April 2008: Shepherd's pie recipe rumpus. Subhead: Petrol bomb threat in tomato topping row. By ANDREW BELLARD A dispute over the contents of a shepherd's pie proved to be a recipe for brotherly disharmony. Blackburn magistrates heard that John Garvin thought that the pie his brother Michael made should have been topped with tomatoes but Michael disagreed. The upshot was that John, who was hit over the head with a shovel, reacted by threatening to petrol bomb his brother's flat. And he ended up spending a night in custody to allow tempers to cool. John Garvin, 47, of Montague Street, admitted a breach of the peace and was bound over in £100 to keep the peace for 12 months. Catherine Allan, prosecuting, said the brothers lived in separate flats next to each other. On the day of the culinary dispute they had been drinking together since 7am. "The argument started because there were no tomatoes on the shepherds pie that Michael made for tea and John thought this was wrong," said Miss Allan. John called his brother an offensive name and then said he was going to petrol bomb his flat. "Michael was concerned by this threat because on a previous occasion John had started a fire in his own flat," said Miss Allan. Liz Parker, defending, said her client did not accept making a remark about petrol bombing his brother's flat. "He does say that his brother hit him over the head with a shovel and it is very clear there was a lot of trouble over nothing," she added. (The article has a pullout quote which says “It is very clear there was a lot of trouble over nothing” - LIZ PARKER in large letters) District Judge Peter Ward, who imposed the bind over, asked in court: "You can make shepherd's pie without tomatoes can't you?" But 'legal' opinion at Blackburn magistrates, where the issue became quite a talking point, was divided. A female defence solicitor said it should be made with lamb and topped with sliced tomatoes and that a pie made with b…

And lo, it came to pass that the 18th anniversary of the greatest local news story ever told came upon us, and we were sore amazed

…you're all still thinking about the bees aren't you…

I haven't actually ordered the postcards yet. The ten above are the ones I was thinking of doing, but if anyone wants a particular movie included, please let me know.

(I was originally only going to do five postcards but my wife told me not to be so tight so they are effectively less than a quid each including p&p)

Ten postcards based on designs from the Lost Movies of Hollywood book by David Quantick and Chris Barker

Did I mention there is also a reward tier where you get ten exclusive postcards as well as the book? This offer is only available to kickstarter backers and supply is limited.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...