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Posts by Chris Stokes

Even though @soozuk.bsky.social is seeing another podcast, as it's the 2020s Masud and I are cool with it, like not bothered in the least.

So much so that I went on it and didn't cry once.

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 NEW EPISODE OF LONG DISTANCE, BIT WEIRD! This week @mbalazo.bsky.social and I are joined by MY PODCAST CO-HOST FROM MYSTERY ON THE ROCKS, @chris-stokes.bsky.social to talk about Red Dwarf.

Includes another letter from Wetherspoons News.

🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l... 🎧

2 months ago 77 10 3 1

"The only podcast doing this"

3 months ago 4 1 0 0
motr gang thinking

motr gang thinking

QUIZ TIME! Our game VHGuess (I go on eBay, find someone selling a bundle of films on VHS and the lads have to guess what they are) has a New Year Special! @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social is the only podcast doing this.

🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery/epis... 🎧

3 months ago 32 5 0 1

I found out that Hulk Hogan died because @chris-stokes.bsky.social Whatsapp'd me "RIP Mr Nanny".

8 months ago 61 4 2 0

Had a lot of fun on this podcast, Kevin's running a good show 👇

9 months ago 8 2 1 1
Chris Stokes on the tyrant in training podcast with an out of context quote "I got angry with myself and I decided to give myself a good spanking" with his title of Queen Chris

Chris Stokes on the tyrant in training podcast with an out of context quote "I got angry with myself and I decided to give myself a good spanking" with his title of Queen Chris

Next on @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social is co-host of the @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social podcast Chris Stokes, who joins a dysfunctional island as Queen Chris. An unfortunate ass spanking scandal gets things off to a rocky start

Remembers the latin phrase Sick Spanker Tyrannus
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9 months ago 5 4 0 2

This some HIGH QUALITY sleuthing from myself and Masud, I reckon you should all take a listen.

9 months ago 12 4 1 0
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🚨NEW EPISODE 🚨

What's in the jar? Only a preserved piece of evidence from this week's mystery.

In @chris-stokes.bsky.social's absence, @soozuk.bsky.social & Masud have to guess the mystery by title alone.

How close do they come with The Kentucky Meat Shower?

🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4fLz... 🎧

9 months ago 7 1 0 3

I never saw a thing

11 months ago 1 0 0 0
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I'm not going to be able to stand the confused faces of middle class sensibles on the day farage becomes PM. it'll kill me stone dead.

11 months ago 76 10 1 0

Labour ministers are apparently ruling out scrapping the two-child benefit cap - in other words, choosing to keep 600,000 children in poverty. Meanwhile govt refuses to consider a wealth tax which could £24bn. Hard to find the words for this level of unnecessary cruelty.

1 year ago 1524 503 90 28

Thanks Sooz, I'd only just forgotten this.

Annoyed all over again now.

1 year ago 15 2 0 0

One of my best mates @chris-stokes.bsky.social is vegan and we livestreamed the 2020 election from his house. I arrived with a bag of snacks but accidentally left the Knorr chicken stock pots I'd got at the same time in the bag and he said if Biden won Florida I had to eat one on stream but

1 year ago 4 2 1 0
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨

This week our favourite game returns as @soozuk.bsky.social finds a haul of video tapes and Masud and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have to guess what they are!

And boy do they make some of their best and some of their worst guesses in this one!

🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery 🎧

1 year ago 7 2 0 1

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On March 24th 2025, my friend Mark Kern aka Grummz, developer of the videogame Em-8er died. He fucking died.

1 year ago 596 59 21 3
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This week's episode is another of @soozuk.bsky.social's One Hit Wonders and it drops on Thursday but patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over at our Patreon!!

1 year ago 19 6 0 0
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨

Some relaxed chat about the Best Picture nominees of this year's Oscars.

Even though @chris-stokes.bsky.social & Masud couldn't disagree more about Dune Part II...

1 year ago 4 1 1 0
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Spoilerific Oscars Chat | Mystery on the Rocks A relaxed chat about the Best Picture Nominees!

Comedy Podcast of The Day
@mysteryontherocks.bsky.social

Oscars chat: They give their opinions on the best pictures nominees they've seen & Chris shares some potentially controversial opinions about Dune!
#ComedyPodcast
#Oscars

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1 year ago 6 4 0 0
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This week's episode will drop on Saturday instead and sees Masud, @soozuk.bsky.social and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have a laid back but spoilerific chat about this year's Oscar nominees!

However, patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over on Patreon!

1 year ago 11 5 0 0

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

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This week's episode is out now and an extended version with almost 40 minutes of extra stuff is available over at our Patreon!

1 year ago 11 3 0 0
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Can't wait till Thursday?

An extended version of this week's episode with all manner of extra MOTR silliness is available NOW exclusively over at our Patreon!

1 year ago 1 1 0 0
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Loads of fun in Leicester last night, back there on Wednesday with a new show!

Pay what you want or £5 in advance from comedy-festival.co.uk

1 year ago 4 1 0 0
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Bit of a posh gaff tonight for my silly jokes about bums and stuff.

(Also right behind is the actual Richard the actual Third which is easily the starriest greenroom I've ever been in)

1 year ago 5 0 0 0
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when a trans person exists in a video game

1 year ago 4038 770 35 21
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A new episode of our ridiculous quiz show VHGuess has just dropped EXCLUSIVELY over at our Patreon 👇

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1 year ago 2 1 0 0

New South Wales - NSW

New South Fucking Wales - NSFW

1 year ago 3 0 0 0
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POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked

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New Mystery on the Rocks day!

This week we're being very mature as usual

1 year ago 3 1 0 0