I have come to add spells to my grimoire

I like to watch people in public and pretend they are in a music video for the music I'm listening to

Whoever's grand design it is to put these whopping great big speed bumps at every intersection around Christchurch needs a sack tap

Gandalf the cat rests his sleepy head on Kenaniah's cap. It must smell familiar.

I think he loves me

I live in the south Pacific 😔

Keni sweating it out in the roof

The narrow space I had to crawl in stupid temperatures. Now just to crawl back..

We up here (in the roof)

My wife is telling all her mates about how misshapen hip joints is a common genetic traits amongst Europeans and I'm just muttering, That's what yiz get

If you see this, post a mountain picture

Right, back on Bluesky. Twitter is paru

Gandalf the cat, looks on imperiously

Mad about something I'm not sure what

I'm too shy to wear it in public tbh. The times I have I've felt lingering stares and weird looks

Weightlifting with cats vs weightlifting, with cats

With or alongside?

Only a couple people have noticed I do it. Sometimes when I make eye contact for the first time in an interaction, I let out an involuntary "hm". It's a kind of startled low short hum sound. Mild horror that I've just been perceived.

Enjoying Dakjuk and a maple matcha at Noki opposite the Carlton. Recommend!

Flixonase but it's a mayonnaise type spread vehicle for antihistamines

I'm being persecuted (having my bottom pinched) for disliking electro-swing. I thought I was being uncontroversial.

Where's Arthur when ya need him?

What a handsome lad

Kenaniah's parents posing for a photo

Kenaniah, a photo bombing gremlin, picks his nose over his Mother's shoulder

Looking through old family photos lol

photograph of a really spectacular eclipse

at least one of them did

The trade off was the one of the other lads being jealous and stomping on my blaster. I'll have to see if I can find a photo. My folks will have it if anything.

I went as a Jawa to a starwars themed birthday party when I was a wee one. My dad hot glued some small yellow lights to a pair of black sunnies. I wore them over a balaclava under a hooded robe. It was a bitchin' costume.

If I had a 3D printer, I would make a holder for my wife's razor that doesn't eject as soon as you so much as look at it

Well do ya?

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Patron of the Arts (sandwich artistry)

His angels

Evanescent

Is it Fisherman's Friend because they help with congestion brought on by working in the cold sea air, or do fishermen often suffer from halitosis?

Opposite problem but I can't stand when right-turners swing hard to the left before turning right like they're pulling a huge trailer

Ata mārie e hoa. What a beautiful morning it is too