They can drive there now.

I think they can also show their ankles too

If that’s the poster though I’ll Zelle someone to grab one for me

I can’t do standing room bud. Otherwise I’d go

You see what I did there, Rich? I implied you were a woman… (not that there’s anything wrong with that if you so desire)

@mrmayhem7514.bsky.social great time to be a broad, hopefully you get back to normal life here in the states!!

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social (that wasn’t a typo… what a burn)

To be fair, and in the interest of full transparency, I will be writing my email in the usual tone and style.

I will proofread for typos though

@mrmayhem7514.bsky.social and @goldlikejoel.bsky.social

I’ll be sending an email to Trader Joe’s Corporate today. Let’s see if it works…

Does my “CHRISSUCKS” promo code on your Etsy site still work?

I love how you think you guys are funny. That’s cute.

Joel, while that excuse works in the current season, I’ve been working you guys for a material girl for 4 years.

Its almost as if there’s an unwritten rule that I her zero requests but am allowed to talk all the shit I want.

Fair trade

I’m so sick of hearing people say “no one deserves to die because of their political beliefs” re: Charles Kirkland.

Where’s that same energy when that person is a woman who believes in her autonomy?

Don’t forget to leave cookies and milk ouf for George W Bush tonight guys.

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social

I shouldn’t have told you what table we were at

10 years later

It got cancelled bc Baylor got cholera and Joel didn’t caulk the wagon properly and they lost all their gear. (Or was it a van fire)

Oh yeah, I remember the demos for the “Dump City Address”. The “We,re Going to Civil War” cover, and the travelers companion song “ GITV (and head west)”

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social

There were times over 20 years I felt this way about the music too. There were times at Garcia’s I felt that way. I can see it was mutual.

Cheer up. Scotty was delightful, that Ringo jam was incredible, and I heard Warren Haynes showed up. Things are trending up, Joe

@umphreys.com it took everything I had in me to not correct Baylor re: exit Signs origins…

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social

Did I hear chameleon keys in the Ringo jam?

The bass line in Exit Signs is fucking delightful!!

Kudos to the new guy.

*YEAH

Not bad for a hall of fame Nov ‘24 Metro Album.

Sounds great. Happy to be here… house mix is a bit wonky.

Can’t wait to see Scotty!!!

Fuck YESAH!! (Hopefully)!

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social earjy birthday celebration? Giving me a local show? Fuck yeah!

(4 sets?)

That’s the nicest thing thing either one of us has ever said to each other.

See you tomorrow, dick.

@mrmayhem7514.bsky.social
We consider ourselves bi-coastal, if you consider the Mississippi a coast.

@umphreys.com who’s the new bassist? Sounds amazing!

@umphreys.com not too fucking shabby. Pretty alright, not goid enough to go see a set of covers tonight but I’ll be wearing purple pants at Garcia’s in honor of @mrmayhem7514.bsky.social

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social did no one else catch you teasing Den? Too bad…. Woujd have been HOF worthy had the rest picked it up

Bringing a good friend who I haven’t seen you with since Ravinia

One of these times it’s going to be an NF mashup

Table 35 Jorel. Get ready.