The constant shilling for ChatGPT at work is really starting to get to me. Stop giving your time and money to unethical companies and stop trying to convince me to outsource my own intelligence.
#quitgpt #degoogle #idiocracy #techfeudalism #unethicalai
Ok that’s enough, someone put a blanket over my cage
Maybe we could have one check or one balance, as a little treat
What’s your favourite mythological creature? Mine is the U.S. Congress
As an elder millennial, waking up to the US going to war in the Middle East is getting really old.
Also, my heart goes out to anyone currently affected, especially those in Iran.
What could possibly go wrong? 🤗
The tiers of millennial text laughter can be seen in the five stages of grief:
1. LOL = denial
2. LMAO = bargaining
3. ROFL = anger
4. ROFLMAO = depression
5. HAHAHA = acceptance
It's only an alpine divorce if it's done in the Alps region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling attempted murder.
#alpinedivorce #trendingtopics
After watching Alysa Liu I’m committed to putting a concerted effort to bring back my whimsy this year. Yes to inner joy and yes to unapologetic girlhood 💗✨
#unapologeticgirlhood #whimsy #joy #beyourself #authenticity #alysaliu
Oakland mayor having her car stolen at city hall and Alysa Liu winning a gold medal in Milan within 24 hours of each other is hella Oakland. The word of the day - duality. Get you a city that can do both. 😆
#oakland #thetown #alysaliu #winterolympics #womensfigureskating #hypequeen #joyisresistance
Increasingly convinced that “Rata de dos patas” was actually written about our billionaire class.
#paquitaladelbarrio #ratadedospatas #banda #eattherich #burnitdown #cashruleseverythingaroundme
Rest in power, Linda Davis. You deserved better.
New vocal stim unlocked 🔓
#badbunny #benitobowl #stillnotoverit
Things you can burn to reduce stress
-sage
-pedophiles
-marijuana
-racists
-lavender
A lot of y’all who are excited about Ring’s AI powered facial recognition because it’ll “help find lost dogs” would have let that giant wooden horse into Troy
The verdict is in… unmasking at work officially gets 0 stars!
#audhd #lifeisacabaret #unmasking
2025: Touch grass
2026: Be grass
Joy and love are powerful acts of resistance. Still thinking about #benitobowl two days later…
#togetherweareamerica #theonlythingmorepowerfulthanhateislove
#representation #community
Yk god forbid I smoke a lil weed while the elites eat children
Cancel the Grammys. Free Don Lemon.
What distinguishes a concentration camp from a prison is that “the prisoners are not indicted or convicted of any crime by judicial process.”
This, according to the U.S. Holocaust Museum.
You know what you saw on January 6, 2021.
You know what you saw on January 7, 2026.
You know what you saw on January 20, 2026.
You know what you saw on January 24, 2026.
Dear Mister Rogers, the helpers are having a hard time.
you’ve all heard “my brother in Christ”
i now give you: my sister in psychosis
Illustrated cover of the New Yorker magazine showing a black bodega cat sleeping in a store.
New Yorker cover, “Bodega Cat,” by R. Kikuo Johnson.
“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
#lordoftherings #unitedwestand #neveragain #thetimeisnow
We’re at the World War III.
We’re at the Civil War.
We’re at the combination World War III and Civil War.
