Current back up phone has a shit camera, and while low-res nudes are a fucking vibe, the camera's view is so narrow that I can't reliably get my tits and face in shot at the same time without some real bullshit.

usually the Bob is silent

palantir should be viewed as the enemy of modern society

I really need to actually commit to a workout regiment, if only to make my thirties my muscle mommy era.

Mirror selfie of a trans woman (me) in a collar, green jacket, grey bra, and blue jeans.

The same but a different angle and pose.

Been a while and the shit camera inspired me.

I need to relearn photo editing, it's been too long.

artist who's so horny you can't even tell which direction their transphobic fetish art goes

I am occasionally reminded I have free will and immediately begin making jokes about Goofy impregnating Sephiroth.

Using positive thought to manifest extraneous teeth into my jaw.

The sysiphian task of shaving my lawn.

Fuck yeah

Unironically hate that sports has been overtaken by gambling. Wanted to trying getting into them after having a bias against team sports as a kid, only for the scene to become a nightmare.

Mirror selfie of a trans woman (me) in a collar, green jacket, grey bra, and blue jeans.

The same but a different angle and pose.

Been a while and the shit camera inspired me.

Thank you!!! I know I look good now, I just wanna age gracefully.

I need more baseball bats.

Hoping I look that good in ten years.

Gimme a sec babe, currently experiencing the law of howling.

One of the nicest things about being trans is not being cis

A selfie of a trans woman (me) wearing glasses, a collar, two necklaces, a red top, and a black jacket.

Having to use an old backup phone rn, and I love how shit the camera is.

They ain't kidding, that prog really is progging.

There seems to be a prevailing misconception that the purpose of science fiction is to predict the future.

Saaaaaame

Biblical erotica fans really are an underserved market.

Are you hunting smurfs for monetary or magical reasons?

I wish to chase the robot who chases the hogs.

No one will know.

Looking good

I love vibe coding, 'cause it's explicitly just putting someone that shouldn't be in the same room as a computer in charge of coding.

beautiful women in my notifications saying ⚠︎ Forbidden