people who try to "do a trump" when they have zero of his juice will never not be hilarious

Got his ass for you, @theatlantic.com

baseball and being recharged westworld-style the only two acceptable modes

Krash Patelicoot

love the opposite too, like when shohei said he sleeps 16 hours a day or some shit

my grandmother had these, the absolute bes t

I blame it on Jack Wilson hitting almost 300 in 07

MLK FBI

Tell me you went to nd without telling me …

I got yer back

Chiklis

🛑

No

Rivalry

SHOOOOT IT

Shallots are my go to “make shit feel like someone is totally cooking up in here regardless of the dish” ingredient

Give it time

ESPN broadcast: *shares a perfectly anodyne personal biographical note about a Flyer player*

Me: fuck him, fuck you, fuck his mother, fuck your mother *and* your fucking father

classic TAKE MY MONEY gif here

smol bean fundamental Christianity lol

LOOKS LIKE AN ORANGE ON A TOOTHPICK always kills me

he's got that facial expression like a dog that's been a bit over-bred

"Did you order your bro to be iced? DID YOU ORDER THE ICING??!??!"

I just learned desperados under the eaves for a gig and man have been falling in love with him all over again. And great artwork too duh as always

shit does that work?

Two for two guy here good job guys. Good cedar point mention. And Charles earplugs oh my gawrsh

Never spent 40 bucks so fast in my fucking life

LAWYERS GUNS AND MONEY