Long winded way to confirm he's a douchebag.

They just throwing darts to decide prices now?

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The internet was a mistake.

What's that? Even in death we still serving?

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Cary Grant as Clark?

A mighty Space Wolf having taken off the "head" of some sorcerer.

What kind of dystopia are we living in where people don't have a favorite dinosaur?

We need @paleontologizing.bsky.social on this, cause how can there be people without a favorite dinosaur?

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Mr Fancypant over here with his dreams of gas station jerky.

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Danny, why?

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Yes. Give into the chaos, Serge.

It's the dog version of @grubb.wtf

Showing decks, on twitch? How scandalous.

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It's too early for this horseshit.

It's time straight white men had their sword and sorcery stories published.

Them: "Crypto is real, and the future of commerce."
Me: then why do you always talk about its value in terms of US Dollars?

The nukes would probably be more secure from them with the Konami code. They'd never remember it.

I would very much like to not wake up and wonder "what country has the president of my country threatened with war crimes now?"

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But, new kits = more money.

"It was only a placeholder, it wasn't meant to go out in the final build of the game."
How convenient, it was "just a placeholder" when the audience found out about it.