Does the book have Famer Browns? I have a strangely specific memory of eating them in 83/84.

It's good to look back at those better times. When men could walk the high streets of Britain, proudly carrying their handbags, with no fear of ridicule.

"Well, this really has been a long Good Friday."

A man wearing spectacles, safety spectacles, a face mask and cleanroom clothing.

If you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses. (I see your pair of glasses and raise you a pair)

I sort of remember the Italian episode. They tried to nobble the Italian team by cooking up a big Bolognese for them, but the Giant's themselves ate too much and we're done in by it. I can't remember how they turned it round but I doubt the plot involved them all taking massive shits at half time.

So three people replying was enough. I admire the low bar.

Go on then!

My dentist did the same. But then I moved house, got a new dentist, and didn't see him again.

A poster in a restaurant window advertising an Elvis impersonator called Sal.

Come on, mate. Salvis. It's right there staring at you.

You should have a ukulele that's in scale with the venue. "Hello Wembley!" hollered Simon from behind his 30 foot ukulele.

For those who might be interested if his sock ever did dry out, series 1 can be streamed from channel 4, but series 2 is on his website.

Why didn't I think of that. Luckily, I suppose, my local chippy is ok, but not so good that I can't resist it.

Due to a lack of grown up shopping it's freezer beigeness tonight.

My A-Team action figures lived in the van. They were happy enough, despite their thumbs had broken off.

I'm not that old, but I did think this was about TB at first.

That was the first album I bought. I remember getting it on tape from WH Smith. I recall the inlay used an emoji like code for the musical and production credits.

The BBC ran a compilation show of Country music a few years ago, and it included Kacey Musgraves doing "Merry Go Round." Very late to the party, but it really was a hairs standing up on the back of my neck moment.

Medieval bible: And as they dyd raised up the cross, Jesus dyd fell, and hys coccyx was rammed up him, in the name of God.

Sorry, I'll Pâques it in.

That's œuf-ly good.

I don't have any gods to impress.

£50 off. I wouldn't be cross with that.

Hey, be proud. He's earned that shower gel.

It's a grimy window into a world I didn't want to know existed.

I suspect no one will be able to tell the difference.

Absolutely. The correct answer to "Blur or Oasis?" was always Supergrass.

That's bananas!

Mash up bands

Crowded Housemartins