heh. age. old. retirement

this is the age old dilemma of retirement

having no obligations would be scary because what would i do

*looks at the date*
yep.
*looks back to empty room*
you guys are thinking what im thinking, right

@duckanl.bsky.social i am so incredibly sorry. ur the best. u saw them the whole time. forgive me …😞

times like these i think it a shame no one ever sees my bangers

guy who resharpens his toothpicks

using the brothers karamazov as a coaster for my phone. im reaching boomer comic levels of irony

what hurt more people? tide pod challenge or bike to work challenge

my town calls its bike to work day ‘bike to work challenge’ which is much more fitting considering the infrastructure

what did they do to the pedestrian alleys. philly in cars must be dreadful

is a walkable city in the cars universe just like houston or

There should be something where you get money just for being alive on account of you need it to live

are they still making the skibidi toilet movie

japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after world war 2

every time they announce a sequel to some long irrelevant IP like jumanji im just thinking of this

what do you mean windows xp on a linux vm isn't a good combination for Stability and Consistency

played simcity 4 for like 3 hours without saving and this shit crashes. my impostor skytrain network was to die for

IF YOUR TRUCK WAS MADE WITHOUT NUTS AND YOU PUT NUTS ON IT THAT TRUCK IS TRANS I DON'T MAKE THE RULES SNOWFLAKE IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH GOD

it also has this one

“It is a striking indication of the social and cultural decay inherent in the final stages of capitalism, when elaborate scientific methods begin to be used, no longer to promote, but to eliminate intelligence from among the workers, because intelligent workers become Communists.” R. P. Dutt (1934)

triumphs in journalism like this from the onion really makes me consider sending them my income

thinking about that one post “people would vote fascism if it meant slightly cleaner sidewalks”

how can i relate this to ronald reagan

foggy eve , moon

a storm is brewing

bluesky is beautiful

seeing gas prices as i pass by stations makes me smile

still hard to believe i read the entirety of ctrl alt del at the ripe age of eleven and i remember absolutely nothing

DLSS5 makes this look like an Al generated dating profile picture used to scam an old persor in another country. Just looks like every other Al generated image of a "person." No character or soul to it. Art loses what makes it impressive when it all looks like generated slop, especially all from one companv. Not to mention, Palantir is at NVIDIA's show and thev've surrounded Palantir's name with hearts like some sort of Valentine's day card! We're finalizing an in-depth review of a case right now (goes up tomorrow), but will be talking about the NVIDIA GTC news in the videc after that.

omg nvidia ♥️ palantir

just occurred to me that libraries having more than just books is awesome, actually

foaming at the mouth due to the mere thought of vancouver. must go