Flashback to last Friday. Boys golf day. The kid is obsessed!⛳️🏌️‍♂️

Just need to get the projector mounted, and the garage golf sim is complete 🤙🏌️‍♂️

My wife has turned into my favorite golfing partner. She doesn’t get pissed when she hits a bad shot, she just vibes.

My 3 year old has started calling bagel bites “pizza cookies” lol

Got new fiber internet installed and have been walking around the house speed testing the last 2 days trying to determine the best spot for my mesh network extenders. My wife does not think this is as thrilling as I do lol. All good, enjoy your quick internet and never losing signal, babe 😘

Who wants to hire me as a staff accountant either remote or in Miami Beach area?? Resume ready to send 🤣

Felon!

Miami Beach week ☀️🤿🌊

Everton and Moyes are a great fit! Big Dom hasn’t lived up to potential unfortunately for Everton. Too bad Broja didn’t work out, Chelsea need to sell him 😅

Got the whole fam out frolfin’ today

I’d go with the more leisurely one for a Thursday evening 🤙

He asks me to go every day now 🥹

@shadyrays.bsky.social is awesome. I lost my favorite pair of shades and they very quickly sent me a replacement pair after I made a claim. Very minimal cost for the replacement. 10/10 recommend!

Sunday afternoon vibes

Kids won’t hear when you are trying to get their attention, but will hear when you open a bag of chips from across the house 😅

Short but technical! Helps noodle-arms like myself compete with players who throw farther 😅

The creepy duck guy and his baby mama split up, so looks like he was part of your statistic all along…

1) wizard
2) paradox
3) roadrunner

Been a long time since I’ve had a new full set of tires for a vehicle. I am officially old because I am excited about my soccer dad van handling better lol

Me, regularly. #TGL

Double round type of day ☀️

Was able to get my son and nephew out for a round this morning. Springtime is finally coming to the Midwest!

Fuck I just followed you back 🙃

I am all about less drama and more golf talk. The other place got too bad with that. I appreciate your level-headedness.

Not blocking you, but I’m sure you’ll be devastated to hear you’ve lost a follow 🙃 choose better friends to back.

See you next Tuesday

Throw a frisbee and be nice 🥏 Not a cunt to people who agree with you.

I agree with this. 100%. I also think you’re a cunt. Is that clear enough for you?

Enjoy fighting his battles for him 🤙

In the 20s, no wind!?? That there is discin’ weather. #midwestliving