This is *nothing* dignified about wearing a cheap baseball cap that promotes yourself to the otherwise solemn ceremony to receive the bodies of the troops you had killed to distract from your bad economy and rampant pedophilia.

Gas prices at pump skyrocketing! Per AAA, average price of gas one month ago was $2.80. As of today, it's $3.45 per gallon. (For context in 2024 under Biden was $3.30) Gas prices will be rising much more meaning so will inflation across the board--which we have to pay!

Have you seen the commercial that brought down Kristi Noem?

It’s even more bizarre than I expected.

Feat. @wkamaubell.bsky.social

Comedian and podcaster @petedominick.bsky.social discusses the myth of bald men on the latest episode of “The Adam Sank Show” podcast.

I hope I’ll be warm enough in this outfit tonight. (Don’t judge my messy hotel room, please.)

ICE admits to sexually assaulting detained protesters—brags that "she liked it."
threads banned me for posting these videos

Hey, everyone! I’m trying to raise $10,000 for NPR before my birthday on Feb. 23rd! Unbiased, independent journalism is under attack by the fascists in power. We must protect it! Please give whatever you can, and thank you! www.facebook.com/donate/21563...

My interview with “Donald Trump” (comedian @jlcauvin.bsky.social on the Adam Sank Show. Full episode streaming now.

Trump keeps bragging about the stock market. In reality it saw 10% less growth in 2025 than under Biden. The S&P 500 went up 16% in 2025. But under Biden in 2024 it was up 25%. And in 2023, it was up 26%. This year we can expect even less growth bc of Trump's massive tax increase (tariffs.)

NOW STREAMING EVERYWHERE: A new 90-minute episode, in which @cubmexi.bsky.social loses a job, a jewel thief lays a Fabergé egg, Andy Dick overdoses and “Heated Rivalry” makes the gays go pucking crazy! Then comedian Jack Sullivan talks crowd work, recovery and why he wears leather pants onstage.

Shirtless menorah lighting. Happy Hanukkah!

In 2003, when I was 32, a photographer approached me and asked if he could take a series of black-and-white nude photos of me. Sensing that I was in the best shape I would ever be in, I said yes. His name escapes me at the moment. (Forgive me — if you’re out there, please come forward!)

NOW STREAMING: A brand new ep of the Adam Sank Show! Kevin Spacey is homeless, Kristin Chenoweth is brainless and Charlie Sheen says he’s never done butt-stuff. Then Broadway and cabaret star Daniel Reichard joins us to talk music, Fire Island, and which cartoon character he’d like to bang.

Today is World AIDS Day. The pig currently occupying the White House declared that the US will not recognize it, for the first time in 37 years. His administration’s cuts to global health programs have also led to countless people needlessly dying from AIDS across the globe, according to UN report.

Trump will pardon him.

Judge orders Trump administration to end National Guard deployment in DC A federal judge is ordering the Trump administration to end its monthslong deployment of National Guard troops to help police the nation’s capital. U.S.

Suck on that, Cheeto! apnews.com/article/nati...

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Remember Jamal Khashoggi.

No one should gloss over how appalling this is. A president who feels this comfortable demeaning women, and so many others, is nothing short of embarrassing and shameful.

Whenever I leave an orgy, I say, “You’ve been a great crowd, that’s my time, I’m out!” You’d be surprised how infrequently this gets a laugh.

John Fugelsang Takes Us to Church on the Adam Sank Show YouTube video by Adam Sank

What a blast to join the extremely funny @adamsank.bsky.social show- youtube.com/watch?v=no-T...

Last night for Halloween, I recycled my green crayon costume for the very last time. And I can promise you it was the last time, because before the night was over, I had lost my shirt and my crayon-point tiara. And really, what am I gonna do with a pair of green tights?

This is one of two weekends of the year when the most annoying person you know reminds you that it's Daylight SAVING Time – not Daylight SAVINGS Time. You're welcome.

What a fantastic night! I couldn’t have done it without these two fabulous comics, Jack Sullivan and @irenebremis.bsky.social, and all the people who came out to see us tonight at @thestonewallinn.bsky.social, my favorite place in New York City to perform!

He looks good for 92.

ONE WEEK FROM TONIGHT: My show at thestonewallinn is happening! I want YOU to get your tickets now! Link in bio.

The President of the United States posted a video of himself pouring shit all over Americans exercising their right to peacefully protest. If you’re OK with that, I don’t want to know you.

I try a pumpkin spice bagel for the first time. #pumpkinspice #bagel #tastetest #breakfast #yum TikTok video by Adam Sank

Watch me try a pumpkin spice bagel for the first time! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AgK9Hk/

Guys, I’m very excited for you to come watch me do brand new material for the first time in over three years. One show in New York and one in Palm Springs. Hope to see you!