uwaaaaaaaa

Attention Deadlock Accounts, the social experiment is over, we will be dispensing troops to your irl location to pick you up for testing. Thank you for participating and have a nice day.

plagued by specters after we took some haunted perc

hmmm I'm busy that day

The Nile will dry up before the Trooper dynasty falls

kill me yourself I don't drop souls otherwise learn 2 play

enjoy your buffs and nerfs, losers.

going to..... what.....?

fucker is pecking my shit

trying a new fit rate the earwax candle #crazy #happythursday

for some reason the other troopers want me to call them jack, like i dont get it - candle jack? that seems ki

and you didn't share with us c'mon buddy

i lost.................

yeah, why did you.

heard medic trooper say "put your hooves together everypony" and felt true broiling anger

okay send the invite

anyways we're starting a trooper circle jerk first one to have a heart attack has to go first in the wave

OOC if it matters at all to find out the riveting owner of the deadlock trooper shit post account just dm me and I'll direct you to my main

I promise you this is my only deadlock acc but I dont wanna say my main publicly only cause I'd find it lame to say given i don't like throwing name around for clout

wheres your rage

Anyways I be fucking over here lighting my candle I got wax on my shit right now

Holy tits I didn't know the deep state went this deep

I didn't know there was actually people with multiple accounts I was so confused

get a room if you love lanin

i think one of us is straight but we cant tell who

My fault og

to be fair it's hard to not be in mo's shadow he's big as fuck

Clocking into my piece of shit job today putting on the tunes, wish me luck lads.

it's based on a very tight and controlled democratic process with its own set of checks and balances.

well that's not very nice is it