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I don't want to shoot videos
I don't want to post tutorials
I don't want to show my process
I don't want to pour varnish
I don't want to turn my canvas
I don't want to record my screen
I don't want to cultivate parasocial relationships
I just want to make pictures and shitpost

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.

Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars

The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.

Why aren't we doing this?

Chris has talent seeping out of every pore! I’m in on this!

Rectangular comic panel showing an old timey urban street at night, lit by multiple lamps. A barricade has been erected across the middle of a street, and armed folks mill around. A teenager with a basket is calling out "Got more arrows!"

Friends! My new fantasy adventure comic, OUTLAW'S APPRENTICE, has begun, with new episodes releasing each Wednesday.

Read it on webtoons:
www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/ou...

Or read it on my Patreon:
www.patreon.com/c/ChrisSchwe...

Shares and word-spreading very much appreciated!

Mathieu Bablet's SILENT JENNY graphic novel A haunting story of dystopian melancholy and visual grandeur from the author of SHANGRI-LA and CARBON & SILICON.

This is right down my alley. Maybe it’s down yours too? www.kickstarter.com/projects/lab...

Mathieu Bablet's SILENT JENNY graphic novel A haunting story of dystopian melancholy and visual grandeur from the author of SHANGRI-LA and CARBON & SILICON.

Check out Mathieu Bablet's SILENT JENNY graphic novel by Label 619 - Magnetic Press on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/lab...

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Everyone needs to be reading @jesselonergan.bsky.social's comics. www.instagram.com/p/DW9uJi0AUXG

Starting work in earnest on a new series!

Think about how many brains are being absolutely COOKED by sycophancy right now

"Let's Be Ambitious": Hunter Gorinson on Where Things Are and Where Things Are Headed for Oni Press - SKTCHD If there was a presentation that led the way for me during ComicsPRO, the recent annual conference for the trade organization for comic retailers, it was the one from Oni Press. Hunter Gorinson, its Publisher and President, spoke to the crowd and owned the room during his allotted time with a smart plan designed to … Continued

Oni Press has big things cooking as it approaches a major anniversary, so today on SKTCHD, I sat down with @oni-press.bsky.social's President and Publisher @gorinson.bsky.social to talk about its big plans, Archie and Flux House's arrival, comics marketing, the state of the industry, and more.

Outlaw's Apprentice Otis is a teenaged artist-in-training, but when he and the former mercenary to whom he is apprenticed find themselves on the wrong side of the law, they have to make their escape across the country wi...

Hey, friends! OUTLAW'S APPRENTICE starts one week from today! Subscribe (for free) to read it on Webtoons:
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The Beat Digest 04/07/26: New Kindt books go physically exclusive Also on today's Digest, Ready Player One is getting a graphic novel, and a Daredevil: Born Again trailer drops a major Jessica Jones reveal.

On today's Digest, Matt Kindt's new books at Oni Press will be physically exclusive; READY PLAYER ONE is getting a graphic novel; and the SUPERFAN PODCAST returns for season two.

MIND MGMT: NEW & IMPROVED and FORT PSYCHO are Fully Loaded, PRINT-ONLY Releases – No Digital for the First Four Issues! @oni-press.bsky.social @mattkindt.bsky.social @brihurtt.bsky.social #mindmgmt buff.ly/gspq4oS

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Beautiful color cover art for Space Ghost by Mike Cho. Mike has been doing amazing work on these covers.

Space Ghost by Michael Cho.
#comics #art

Advance copy of THE JUNIPER LODGE!
So exciting for me.

Just ordered Court Charade! Gonna have to order The Undertaker now (love Ralph Meyer’s art)!
Thanks for including the link to your just!

Didn’t even know about this until now! Very excited!

Women campaigning for the vote were caricatured as sexless and humorless martinets

Ahead of CARBON BASED: THE ART OF LEWIS LaROSA, Comics Master Lewis LaRosa Unleashes a Barrage of Explosive Covers for FORT PSYCHO From Co-Creators Matt Kindt & Brian Hurtt @oni-press.bsky.social @mattkindt.bsky.social @brihurtt.bsky.social @lewislarosa.bsky.social buff.ly/RAKkXvX

well at least trans kids arent allowed to play sports with their friends anymore. or at least i dont think they are, if im being honest i havent checked and it never really impacted me in any way so theres really no way for me to know but at least the vibe is there. thank you president trump

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

2 headlines from this week

Tyler Crook for President of comics.

- Lettering should come after layouts and before pencils.
- Publishers should do flatting in-house.
- There is no such thing as "backgrounds" it's actually "setting" and it's as important as the characters.

Oni Press and Flux House Introduce “PSYCHO-VISION” Printing Debuting With Fort Psycho Comic Series - Anime Corner Oni Press has announced a new printing process called PSYCHO-VISION, debuting with Fort Psycho #1, the upcoming comic series from writer Matt Kindt and

NOW UNVEILING:💥 PSYCHO-VISION💥– a leap forward for comic book printing!

Each issue of @mattkindt.bsky.social & @brihurtt.bsky.social 's FORT PSYCHO comes fully loaded with Pantone-keyed color tones, cardstock covers, exclusive back matter & more deluxe features!
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Ooh-I dipped back into some Natalie Merchant recently. No voice like that