It’s only Wednesday?!?!

Hooooooooow grown ass adults leave the bathroom looking like a toddler had play time in the sink is piiiiisssing me off!!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LEFT WATER ALL OVER THE COUNTER AND FLOOR ANGELA?! WHAT TF WERE YOU DOING IN HERE?!?!

Because it’s a day that ends in “y”

Describe your BlueSky account with a single image

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You did amazing boo!! Now,

ABOUT TIME!!!! Because who even approved the new recipe?! it was T-RASH

This made me realize this woozy feeling is because all I’ve had was a breakfast sandwich today…lemme go find something to eat…

4 weeks is a long time for a toddler to be away from their parents. I initially only wanted her to go for 2 weeks but my sister convinced me to do 4…the extra wk might seem like it isn’t a big deal but it’s now 3 weeks longer than I wanted her to be gone.

Am I trippin? Any constructive advice? 6/6

Then yesterday things escalated as they seem to do when he doesn’t get his way…5/6

Then last week he hits me with this…I’ve been unemployed for 9 months and just now working so money is tight 4/6

He asked again the same month if I was sure about the timing for our toddler while also asking if the kids could go to visit his family again for Christmas this year (I have them for Thanksgiving) 3/6

My ex-husband asked if our 3 kids (12, 8 & 3) could visit his family this summer…2/6

I usually would not do this…

Because putting this out there shows what I’ve allowed myself to deal with and it’s embarrassing (screenshots to follow)

If there are any other parents dealing with this that would be willing to share some constructive advice, I’d appreciate it.

#parallelparenting

Truly boggles my mind!

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Thank you!!!!!

THANK YOU!!!!!

After 252 days…
6,050.3 hours…
363,018 minutes…

I have officially accepted a job offer and am no longer unemployed!!!

This has been one of THE most humbling experiences as someone who has been used to taking care of herself and her kids…

I’m thankful though and ready to get to it

now, this is my type of humor 😭

Anyone else on here deliver for Instacart?

I want to hear your biggest pet peeves…I’ll start:

When people don’t leave ANY delivery instructions but getting into their location is like getting into Fort fuckin Knox and when you do get in it’s a labyrinth to actually deliver them order.

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When you’re on your cycle and you stand up or shift a little:

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She still sleep we good 😂

I almost woke my toddler up laughing fuckin with you 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’m always being reminded what I am inside and out 😏

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I legitimately thought that Mariah was saying “Nipple in your complex” in Obsessed for a long ass time.

Imagine the moment I realized she was saying “Napoleon complex”

I’m not mad at this at all

RIGHT!!! Because how do you not realize there is THAT much space between you and your baby?! TF?!

Don’t get me started if they’re on the phone!!! 🤬🤬🤬

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Parents who let their small children walk behind them are careless.