So he def has to get one next game because of the eights. For sure. Def.

OVI HAT TRICK WAAAAAATCH!!!!!! #ALLCAPS

Capitals Acquire a Conditional First-Round Pick in Either 2026 or 2027 and a 2027 Third-Round Pick from Anaheim for John Carlson | Washington Capitals The Washington Capitals have acquired a conditional first-round pick in either the 2026 NHL Draft or the 2027 NHL Draft and a third-round pick in the 2027 NHL Draft from the Anaheim Ducks for defensem...

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PIERRE LUC DUBOIS HAT TRICK WATCH! 👀

Almost as good as a goalie goal, but extra credit for having it on the outdoor rink.

a recruiting ad for US Customs and Border Patrol in the men's room at Capital One Arena in DC

get this disgusting shit out of Capital One Arena #AllCaps

A screenshot of the search that generated the result for "Mr. Leonsis"

A victim's email from the Epstein files mentioning a "Mr. Leonsis"

can't be sure if it's our Leonsis, but there is definitely a "Mr. Leonsis" in the #Epstein files #AllCaps

My forever fave! GO MOJO! 👏👏👏

now feels like a very good time for Capital One Arena to remove the Border Patrol recruiting e-ads from their mens rooms

Jakob Chychrun hat trick watch on Pride Night is the best, and I am rooting for him. 🙏 #ALLCAPS

I appreciate them playing Charlie Lindgren's designated goal song for his penalty goal save. #ALLCAPS

Congratulations to Justin Sourdif on his first NHL hat trick. 🧢🧢🧢 #ALLCAPS

JUSTIN SOURDIF HAT TRICK!!! 🎩🎩🎩

JUSTIN SOURDIF HAT TRICK WATCH! 👀 #ALLCAPS

Jakob Chychrun hat trick watch! 👀 #ALLCAPS

RYAN LEONARD HAT TRICK WATCH... 👀 ##ALLCAPS

Tom Wilson hat trick watch! 👀 ##ALLCAPS

Anthony Beauvillier hat trick watch! 👀 #ALLCAPS

Dylan Strome hat trick watch. 👀 #ALLCAPS

Monumental Sports feed glitching weirdly during the Caps game

Damn, Monumental Sports, it's not even midnight yet! At least let us enjoy our last televised Caps game for who knows how long...

Folks, the Capitals have a new third jersey. It rocks and has little D.C. Metro Easter eggs on it. Story soon!

Caps fans who love Kpop, stand up! 🙌

Slightly diminish a band:
Bullet-resistant Boy Scouts

Ilya Bryzgalov Score Interview YouTube video by greyszee

Guess I'm now rooting for...Edmonton? Because it's like North Pole. 🥶
youtu.be/-Ns14hRqwY8?...

Fuck this brain-wormed psycho. Nobody likes you. Go back to your real hometown.

Caps fans would like to share this Coke with Ovi. #ALLCAPS #Gr8 🐐

Same

Caps win! On to round two! #ALLCAPS

a hockey player with the number 8 on his back ALT: a hockey player with the number 8 on his back

The C1A waffle fries taste like popcorn shrimp tonight. 🍤 Change your oil. Which is whatever, fine, no biggie. But the ladies' room in the 400s has zero water pressure, and that's demonstrably worse. Toilets should flush. That's all we're asking, please and thank you.