Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching

If you smash that robot, a cute animal comes out of the smoke

if you pay hundreds of dollars and attach a bodycam that feeds data directly into meta’s ad servers to your head to hear shit like “I love your setup with … soy sauce .. and … other ingredients” you are a world historical sucker. charles ponzi’s marks got nothing on you

A sketchbook page full of Shrimps in a stylized gouache style

Shrimps Shrimps 🦐
#gouache

Chu déjà tanné...

CBC headline of a story by Cat Tunney reads: Project 2025 mastermind invited to speak at Carney's cabinet meeting PMO says Heritage Foundation president knows the Trump administration's playbook

HAHAHAHA UHHHH WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK??????

That must have been around 15

I feel like Lovecraft is explicitly writing to break this question

I don't think I can distinguish mint, peppermint, spearmint or icy mint as gum flavors. It really feels like they all come from the same bin

2024 full color commission a nonplussed chameleon glances up at the viewer from their book. around them, plant life grows beyond the borders of their pots. commissioned for a book worm with an impressive indoor garden.

overgrown reading nook (2024)

While watching the lion King, a toddler was asking loudly why the father was sleeping in that scene. This made my girlfriend audibly sob.

Trying to adapt your life to make your toddler avoid being sick is a final destination type of thing

Hear me out: Baby zipline.

fondue? oh you mean fancy dunkaroos

My cat understand that the perfect moment to request food is the moment between getting my baby into bed and the time she falls asleep

We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers.

The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.

Barbie Yaga Dream Hut: a barbie house on big pink chicken legs.

Denis Villeneuve réalisera le prochain James Bond Villeneuve, Denis Villeneuve. Le cinéaste québécois réalisera le prochain James Bond.

Denis Villeneuve réalisera le prochain James Bond

La Presse titre: "La fêtes nationale à Québec vire à la catastrophe"

PLus loin dans l'article, Ariane Moffat confie être avec Sébastien Diaz et Bianca Gervais dans un hôtel et se mettre les kits qu'ils auraient porté.

Le titreur y est allé un peu fort vu les "dégâts"

Très bons points...

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

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Possibly two half-eunuch ones too

C'est pratique quand tu cherche un nom pour ton retraité

The "end title card" of the movie "Fight Club" as released in China. English text reads: "Through the clue provided by Tyler, the police rapidly figured out the whole plan and arrested all criminals, successfully preventing the bomb from exploding. After the trial, Tyler was sent to a lunatic asylum receiving psychological treatment. He was discharged from the hospital in 2012."

i hate camping, i hate dearflies, i hate being damp, i hate smelling like a wet chimney fire the next day. we invented engineering and infrastructure to not camp and shit in outhouses. i prefer to be dolled up and clean. i'm not changing my opinion

Taiwan’s chip plants run on migrant workers. Job brokers run their lives In Taiwan’s AI-fueled chip boom, brokers control everything from paychecks to dorm beds, leaving workers feeling trapped and exploited.

De plus en plus de chercheurs observent que nos nouvelles technos fonctionnent selon de vieux principes économiques: exploitation éhontée de matières premières, de données et de gens. Ici, le cheap labor dans les manufactures de «chips» qui contribuent à faire de NVIDIA une compagnie billionaire.

Starship Was Doomed From The Beginning The fatal flaw SpaceX can't overcome.

Starship is the cybertruck of SpaceX - the moment when a Musk company runs out of plagiarised, borrowed and bought technologies and start having to rely on the deeply shitty brain of Elon Musk

"how did SpaceX get here?.......Musk isn’t an engineer and doesn’t understand iterative design"

Les syndicats des CPE de la FSSS–CSN recommandent l’adoption de l’entente de principe Les syndicats des CPE de la FSSS–CSN ont pris la décision de recommander l’entente de principe intervenue le 5 mai.

Les syndicats des CPE de la FSSS–CSN recommandent l’adoption de l’entente de principe. Ce seront les 13 000 travailleuses représentées par la FSSS–CSN qui auront le dernier mot. Elles auront l’occasion de voter sur cette entente de principe dans leur assemblée générale d’ici au 1er juin.

YIKES @soundcloud.dev no thank you

I'm bilingual and I often write things like "the" instead of "de" in French and the opposite