i had a dream last night that i was watching finding nemo with a friend and the bit where bruce the shark smells the blood and his eyes go black i was like "yo this was the scariest shit when i was 7" and then it happened and i was like "aaah"

australia 2? the sequel to australia ?

im still upset and will continue to be upset. three dots man

id have 50% less of a problem with them if they didnt fucking buzz

a fly could approach me with a bouquet of small flowers and curtsy to me and explain all the ways its involved in the ecosystem and you know what? id still smash the cunt in. would have a full conversation with it, nodding in agreement before eviscerating it with my flip flop

cool timelapse of the spider that sits near me making her webbie @thejamesftw.bsky.social

when i unscrew the lid of a childproof pill bottle one-handed i feel like david bowie in labyrinth rotating those gotdarn orbs in his palm

shoutout to every clinical psychiatrist who dunks on sigmund freud every day

shitshow of a race. lance stroll = windowlicker

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i have nothing for the good times. where will i find things for The Good Times Oh My god Is That Jim Nabors For The Good Times

bluesky exclusive story. like a year ago i got catatonically depressed and i stayed in bed for like three weeks. one thing cheered me up to the point of getting over it, and it was motherfucking jim nabors. when gomer pyle usmc talks i sit my white ass down and LISTEN. back home again? in indiana.

maclunkey

:'0 thankyou!!