Pitt

@thewillardyears.bsky.social when is hail gate this year?

Lmao

Yahtzee Bird App

Yahtzee bird app is offering trips to Mars. #ThisIsMarch

Bird app is crashing like Tesla stock

Same eggs are $5.99 at hmart under a different trade name

I would legit cry

The best account on twitter lives on

Did anyone else permanently deactivate the bad place?

Yeah I actually deactivated my account. Never thought I would actually do that.

I roman-deactivated my Twitter today because I have ADHD and I’m quirky

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

:(

Yeah…. I put in a help desk ticket to let them know their app wasn’t letting me login and that it was broken because of dear leader

Fuck bird teefs

Pitt now because teeth

Yeah I feel like the only move is to buy them a chicken bake and see what they do

How many other people were awkwardly sitting at the same table?

It’s always 5 o’clock somewhere

Did everyone go to Perkins pancake house after?

That is a hell of a walk

Sun flag looking like it's giving a boat captain a back rub.

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

⛽️ is the only way

I always felt like the eye of Sauron is at Gillete stadium which is how Tom Brady and the pats knew the plays.

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