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Posts by Oscar Wilde The Grouch

That's why I'm here!

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Discworld QOTD, from Snuff

"But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"

3 months ago 1655 484 13 7

I come from Boston and live in Houston, the two worst cities to drive in. I feel like I could make a millionaire weep.

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

Oh man, that was so satisfying to watch.

4 months ago 3 0 0 0

Love to you today. Safe travels, sweet pup. If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

4 months ago 3 0 0 0

Congrats, Bill! And you look fantastic to boot.

4 months ago 0 0 0 0

It me.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0
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*sobbing* Go Pats.

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Agreed, but the trouble is that we hardly know who he is or what he means.

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

I used to only smoke when I went back home to visit because my mom still smokes like a chimney and the same thing happened. Sounded like Tom Waits gargling asphalt all week.

4 months ago 2 0 0 0

Holy shit, this place is amazing. You're entering your hobbit era.

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

I'll take Buck and Otto's opinion over 30 Helens any day.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

God bless thst bartender.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

There is no exquisite sin greater than the 8am Large Airport Beer. God looks the other way in Terminal C.

5 months ago 1 0 1 0

Black Whiskey. Yeah, I'm down to shoot some red lasers and blue lasers.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

Black Whiskey. You son of a bitch, I'm in.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
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He's still over on Facebook.

5 months ago 2 0 1 0

45 mins. before usually does the trick for me anytime I have something painful to deal with. Also, I'm back on here I guess. Good to see you, homie!

5 months ago 1 0 1 0

Same. I studied in the UK for awhile 20 some years ago while doing my masters and Manchester was absolutely my favorite place. A pal took me to my first proper soccer match and I've been a Man U supporter ever since.

5 months ago 2 0 1 0

Always good to see you, Chinch. Glad to hear you're living the hell out of life, even if sometimes that sucks. Give Rufus a beer from me. And safe travels, sweet Phoebe. If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Am I doing anything special for my birthday, you ask? Oh, you better believe it.

5 months ago 2 0 0 0
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a man in a suit and tie says my man Alt: Denzel Washington in a suit and tie says "my man"
10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Yes.

10 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Saw a screening of the 4k remaster of this a couple years back. Had never seen it on the big screen prior to that. Still haunts me.

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

At least we still have Michael's.

10 months ago 15 0 2 0

Made a damn fine cup of coffee. Hanging out with the dogs. Gonna mow the lawn and drink a Big Beer later. Determined to have me a good day.

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

Email from JC Penney:

"We are all destined for the coffin. Everything turns to dust and ash. 65% Off All Housewares!"

10 months ago 2 0 0 0

What's up, buddy?!

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

I'll admit, I pulled up bsky because Twitter is down. But I forgot how much I missed so many of my pals that aren't on there anymore. Hi, pals! ❤️

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