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Japan issues rare special advisory over chance of more powerful quake The government issued the advisory to residents of 182 municipalities from Hokkaido to Chiba, urging them to be ready to evacuate at any moment.

Authorities have warned of an even larger earthquake hitting northeastern Japan, after a magnitude 7.7 quake struck off the coast of Iwate on Monday, triggering tsunami across a broad swath of the area.

M7.4, tsunami warnings issued

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I don't think I shared him on the timeline yet

not pictured: chatango on my phone

toontown online chief justice cj boss fight at the jury selection phase

look at the jury dawg I'm goin to jail😫

toontown online chief justice cj boss fight at the jury selection phase

look at the jury dawg I'm goin to jail😫

The Rules of Crime

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#vinesauce

12 years ago

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rip google.co.ck

Google Search to classify ‘back button hijacking’ as spam Websites that engage in “back button hijacking” might soon appear less prominently in Google Search results as part of a new spam policy.  more…

Google Search to classify ‘back button hijacking’ as spam

just got 2 nicotine pouch ads in a row on the everything app

*can get

on us ebay, gently used ones go for like $125 compared to $300. if used headphones spook you, you get stock cushions separately

CSS Flamethrower 🔥

We definitely need dedicated CSS specification for this. The flamethrower is connected with DMX and WebUSB. All DMX devices including lamps and stage FX devices get a DOM element with an id. You can use CSS to set colours or... throw flames.

not on xm5

i personally just leave the audio guide off

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what the hell happened here