😂…😭

I'm so sorry

Worth a try! It took nearly 15 min for my primary Gmail account to load, while every other site is fine.

What’s the best alternative to Gmail because it’s becoming ass.

Wondering if the new restaurant in town knows the connotation

I love Marc Maron, and there are really close seats available in Madison, but I can't justify $250 a seat while I'm unemployed. How I wish it was at Comedy on State.

And I can’t have it now because I’m on Mounjaro 💔

Cheese. I never do anything but cheese. I’m a pizza purist.

L&B. It’s name of the restaurant

Pizza, lol

After years of me pestering L&B and Goldbelly, they finally have my favorite pizza… when I can't eat it. I'm cursed.

I hate commercials and skip them all the time, but the notorious Gruber Law Firm guy has a commercial where he’s all “we could all use a break nowadays” and it’s just 30 seconds of puppies. Brilliant marketing.

The fine print was not kidding about varying in appearance.

What I ordered, what I got. 🤣 How would I have known? Oh, Instacart.

You sound like my mom. She told me there was one water fountain in my elementary school that dispensed iced tea. I repeatedly checked every single one for 5 years thinking I somehow missed it.

Random memory. My grandma once told me Mama Cass died eating a ham sandwich and then made me a ham and cheese sandwich.

Pro Tip: Don’t name your devices after silly internet memes/videos, because eventually you’ll have the cable guy in your house and he’ll ask you to change settings. My Xbox’s name is “TheOlDickTwist.”

Him: Wtf is ultra filtered milk?

Me: Milk filtered by the government. MilK Ultra.

(I think I’m hilarious)

Oh I know. But he did voice his distaste for it. I can’t get it anytime soon though. And I won’t use an AI design, I just wanted to see what it could look like.

Ben vetoed me getting this on the back of my neck

That moron told us Ziggy’s spleen was 30 times the size and his liver was too small. He got the entire goddamned organ wrong and told us we had weeks. I'm IRATE.

Thank you. Unfortunately my priority has shifted for the moment because I'm dealing with a life-threatening issue with my beloved dog

Even though I wish it were forever. I'm just... Not ready. I can't really afford the treatment so I'm prepared to sell my grandfather’s jewelry if there's a chance.

❤️ Thank you. I'm hoping the oncologist gives us hope. The more we look at the X-rays I think our regular vet was wrong. He was wrong last week about the lymphoma apparently. The oncologist is worried about his liver and... I'm just hoping he has time and it's pain free. I don't want him to suffer.

One doc says his spleen could burst at any moment, the internet says he can live for years. God, what more can happen to my poor baby. He's already dealt with so much.

My Ziggy doesn't have great news. I've heard so many things this week. He definitely has a Mast Cell Tumor, possible lymphoma (inconclusive, positive, then no evidence? Nobody seems to know definitively) and his spleen in 30x the size and his liver is enlarged per the other doc, I'm broken.

The MyFitnessPal “Meal Planner” must not be proofing their recipes or just grabbing them off websites and not paying attention. It “planned” a 1400 calorie dinner for me with more carbs and fat than I’m supposed to eat a day. So, what, I’m supposed to suck air the rest of the day? /Exaggerating

Is it normal to scream at someone because you express something hurts your feelings? Asking for a friend.

I accidentally Erika Kirked my eyebrows

I made a shake from pistachio milk, chocolate milkshake protein powder, and chocolate collagen powder, for a “Dubai style chocolate shake” so I can fool myself into thinking its a special treat 😂