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😅😅😅 Felix demands three kisses every morning before breakfast!!!

Klash
Into
Sword
Swings
(This is Felix's definition tbf he is only half wrong Dimitri understands romance language as a lot of training exercises)

You could say... it's unstoppable.

Bernadette and Felix both bonding over terror of editors and deadlines and neither wanting to go to book signings because then they have to talk to people 😑😑😑

Felix writing the Faerghus equivalent of Anita Blake but slightly more hinged 🤔🫠🙃🤡

Felix writing semi-smutty semi-gory trashy novels with the love interest being a vaguely Gothic blonde mysterious man can and should be a thing. All the time. This should be a dimilix event too kekeke

Feedback from the Boar Pen is consistent: "Can Felixes have more swords?"

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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah i get tons of ideas... and then... can't finish ;.; ;.; ;.; ;.;

dimitri being like "ah hah isn't this a charming game?" as felix runs around playing mad scientist in a castle and making sure dimitri is hydrated and not being too reckless in zero G

felix trapping dimitri on a satellite spaceship and sending him cheesy dishes (the wurst he can find)

that is so messy of them they are always dragging everyone else into their relationship drama the team can't even lift the trophy because it's been SMASHED and is currently stuck in the plexiglass where they're supposed to show the score 😞

i miss polls can bsky put in polls already so i can play with them somehow

🤔 is this the final game of the tournament and felix and dimitri singlehandedly ruin everything by trying a 2 v entire rest of teams plus the assistant ref for interrupting their discussion?

i'm so glad sylvain is a math nerd now if only they could make crosswords sexy 🤔🤔🤔🤔💕

The Gospel of Fraldarius Verse 1. It is widely debated by scholars if this was, in fact, about a breed of porcine or a secret lover

🤔🤔🤔 Felix trapped in a bad romcom
Dimitri thinks it's fine though it's very low stakes and silly

Broke blsky
The power of yuri dimilix is impressive 🤔🤔🤔🫠

This is low key surreal horror territory indeed 🤔🤔🤔 Dimitri's general body issues v Felix's perception of the industry as a meat factory 🤔🤔🤔 it's okay they can yuri their way out od it

Old man of chaos doesn't need a set list ends with a song about Reagan also did the most Eastern Virginia cultural song imaginable

It did not fix me it made me more unhinged I haven't smelled that much pot since the last time I booted up Ocarina of Time

Things that totally happened:
- sister getting stopped by Secret Service
- getting kicked out of Williamsburg halfway through the set
- mixing up two towns bc of a roaring migraine
- shorts being ripped because of an errant set of car keys
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Brb creating a sideblog of "The Adventures of Ezra Seeing Bruce Hornsby"

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"I was going to take a shower in a moment."
The red goo dripped down to his thumb.
"I think we can skip that."

"I hate sweets." Felix started, decidedly not looking at all the sauce all over Dimitri’s sweaty forearms.
"I know. I am told it's very tart." Dimitri answered mildly. "I did add plenty of pepper as well.".
"Oh."
"Yes."
Felix's tongue felt very... something.
"Let me get you clean first."